NFL Week 11 or something

[CubInOK]

All Times Central

 

Thursday:

Colts @ Titans, 7:25 PM

 

Sunday:

Jets @ Bills, 12:00 PM

Falcons @ Buccaneers, 12:00 PM

Lions @ Steelers, 12:00 PM

Redskins @ Eagles, 12:00 PM

Cardinals @ Jaguars, 12:00 PM

Raiders @ Texans, 12:00 PM

Ravens @ Bears, 12:00PM

Browns @ Bengals, 12:00 PM

Chargers @ Dolphins, 3:05 PM

Packers @ Giants, 3:25 PM

Vikings @ Seahawks, 3:25 PM

49ers @ Saints, 3:25 PM

Chiefs @ Broncos, 7:30 PM

 

Monday:

Patriots @ Panthers, 7:40 PM

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I hope they all lose.

[sneakypower]

Trent Richardson has rushed for 250 yards on 88 carries (2.8 YPC) for the Colts

other Colts RBs have rushed 492 yards on 95 carries (5.2 YPC)

 

enjoy that 1st rounder, Cleveland

[OleMissCub]

Burned.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/TFVsFE3.jpg

 

[Cubswin11]

Texans released Ed Reed

[Soul]

Incognito and bullying and what should we do about this, people?

 

 

(oh, there are some games happening or something)

[Butterscup1679666578]

Trent Richardson has rushed for 250 yards on 88 carries (2.8 YPC) for the Colts

other Colts RBs have rushed 492 yards on 95 carries (5.2 YPC)

 

enjoy that 1st rounder, Cleveland

 

yeah I was pretty heavily in favor of this deal for Indianapolis but I was way wrong. Richardson is [expletive], good deal for Cleveland. (I reserve the right to say "ha-ha I told you it was a great trade!" if Richardson goes for 1200 yards and 10+ TDs each of the next three years)

[treebird]

Trent Richardson has rushed for 250 yards on 88 carries (2.8 YPC) for the Colts

other Colts RBs have rushed 492 yards on 95 carries (5.2 YPC)

 

enjoy that 1st rounder, Cleveland

 

yeah I was pretty heavily in favor of this deal for Indianapolis but I was way wrong. Richardson is [expletive], good deal for Cleveland. (I reserve the right to say "ha-ha I told you it was a great trade!" if Richardson goes for 1200 yards and 10+ TDs each of the next three years)

 

i am going to rub it in your face so hard when richardson hits those numbers next year (on 480 carries)

[CubInOK]

Let's keep talking about Trent Richarson's numbers...

[rawaction]

He'd kill for that 3.0 average on the field.

 

And I like the "something in common with the Colts mascot" comment. Not because its funny, but because there has never been nor will there ever be sex tape that hits the light of day where the male isn't above average endowment. A) the man controls the release of the tape. B) a little guy doesn't need a reminder of his shortcoming.

[Sammy Sofa]

He'd kill for that 3.0 average on the field.

 

And I like the "something in common with the Colts mascot" comment. Not because its funny, but because there has never been nor will there ever be sex tape that hits the light of day where the male isn't above average endowment. A) the man controls the release of the tape. B) a little guy doesn't need a reminder of his shortcoming.

 

Brett Michaels, Vince Neil, Tom Sizemore, a bunch of wrestlers, Screech and Ray J thank you and demand that you continue to believe this.

[imb]

ITT: mojo regales us with tales of little penis porn he's watched

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, they can't all be Tommy Lee.

 

Personally I think it's weirder that raw has apparently seen a bunch of sex tapes where all of the dudes are rocking the Donger.

[imb]

this is also where i will reiterate that i will watch a sex tape of anyone famous or anyone i know. i think it's funny as [expletive].

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive] yeah.

[CubInOK]

this is also where i will reiterate that i will watch a sex tape of anyone famous or anyone i know. i think it's funny as [expletive].

It's just how people get famous these days.

[Sammy Sofa]

this is also where i will reiterate that i will watch a sex tape of anyone famous or anyone i know. i think it's funny as [expletive].

 

Have you ever actually seen a friend's sex tape? Because, holy [expletive], I have, and it's the most hilariously awkward thing ever.

[rawaction]

I'm with IMB, I'll watch anyone famous that I've heard of in a sex tape. I'd probably watch any of my guy friends banging a chick too just for the laughs. I have never seen a non celeb sex tape, but I have heard audio back in HS which was hilarious.

[imb]

this is also where i will reiterate that i will watch a sex tape of anyone famous or anyone i know. i think it's funny as [expletive].

 

Have you ever actually seen a friend's sex tape? Because, holy [expletive], I have, and it's the most hilariously awkward thing ever.

 

Oh indeed. There's nothing funnier in the world.

[rawaction]

Sex in general is funny to me. The movements, sounds, faces....can't imagine why anyone would want to watch themselves and relive that [expletive].

[Formerly Snayke]

this is also where i will reiterate that i will watch a sex tape of anyone famous or anyone i know. i think it's funny as [expletive].

 

Have you ever actually seen a friend's sex tape? Because, holy [expletive], I have, and it's the most hilariously awkward thing ever.

 

Oh indeed. There's nothing funnier in the world.

 

It's more awkward (and funny) live.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I think my favorite sex tape ever was Hulk Hogan.

[Sammy Sofa]

this is also where i will reiterate that i will watch a sex tape of anyone famous or anyone i know. i think it's funny as [expletive].

 

Have you ever actually seen a friend's sex tape? Because, holy [expletive], I have, and it's the most hilariously awkward thing ever.

 

Oh indeed. There's nothing funnier in the world.

 

A buddy of mine gave one of my old roommates his laptop and din't a very good job of deleting everything; found plenty of folders of regular porn, plus a few clips of him trying to make the love with his girlfriend. He tried to get around the issue of the camera just being in one spot by constantly stopping and starting to move it around, and he was routinely posing for the camera a la Patrick Bateman trying to mix it up; she could not have seemed/looked/sounded more bored. In one of the clips his dog comes in the room and just starts barking at them; it was simultaneously the greatest and worst thing I had ever seen.

[Formerly Snayke]

I would've lost it when the dog came in.

[TruffleShuffle]

i once had a romantic encounter in which the bedroom door was accidentally left ajar, and my girlfriend's puppy came in while we were having sex and started humping my leg (which was hanging off the bed). not gonna lie it kinda ruined the mood. (for 5 minutes)