Random Cubs Musings

[UMFan83]

http://i.imgur.com/Bh9BOyD.jpg

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Who's going to play the ghost of christmas future?

[Sammy Sofa]

That is awesome.

 

I never thought someone would make Sammy's face look normal again in comparison.

[RammyFanny]

That is awesome.

 

I never thought someone would make Sammy's face look normal again in comparison.

Lol.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

 

http://i.imgur.com/Bh9BOyD.jpg

 

i don't know how to react to this. so many thoughts, so many jokes.

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what saddens me the most about that photo is how ill-fitting Sammy's clothes are, despite the clear attempt to look like he's spending a lot of cash on them

[SouthSideRyan]

http://i.imgur.com/Bh9BOyD.jpg

 

[expletive] yeah

[ConstableRabbit]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

[treebird]

excited to see what we can get for rizzo now that we have to run him out of town

[Sammy Sofa]

I don't understand.

[Banedon]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

 

Are you disagreeing that Sammy was one of the Cubs greatest hitters?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Maybe it was his use of "weekend" when it was clearly on a Friday?

[Cubswin11]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

Are you saying you don't think Sammy is one of the greatest Cubs hitters ever?

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

i don't know, because that's pretty good twitter sentence structure

[ConstableRabbit]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

 

Are you disagreeing that Sammy was one of the Cubs greatest hitters?

No, I'm saying that the Tweet reads like a non-English speaker wrote it.

[Banedon]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

 

Are you disagreeing that Sammy was one of the Cubs greatest hitters?

No, I'm saying that the Tweet reads like a non-English speaker wrote it.

 

Meh.

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

i call BS. that sentence reads just fine, especially for twitter.

[Cubswin11]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

 

Are you disagreeing that Sammy was one of the Cubs greatest hitters?

No, I'm saying that the Tweet reads like a non-English speaker wrote it.

Huh? Like Tangled said, that's a pretty coherent sentence for twitter and you can clearly understand what he's saying/trying to get at.

[Guest]

"of meeting" instead of "to meet" isn't THAT terrible

[ConstableRabbit]

It's pretty bad. It's not like it's shorthand... it's just horrible grammar. I don't know why you'd type or say that, ever.

[Sammy Sofa]

Did Sammy ghostwrite Rizzo's tweet?

Anthony Rizzo ‏@ARizzo44 1h1 hour ago

Had the opportunity of meeting one of the cubs greatest hitters this weekend. pic.twitter.com/MK2KjTGcud

 

Yeesh.

 

Are you disagreeing that Sammy was one of the Cubs greatest hitters?

No, I'm saying that the Tweet reads like a non-English speaker wrote it.

 

The hell?

[Guest]

not remotely worth calling an athlete on twitter out for.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

It's pretty bad. It's not like it's shorthand... it's just horrible grammar. I don't know why you'd type or say that, ever.

Give it another read.

[treebird]

rizzo is from florida and a baseball player. we should be impressed he's literate.

[ConstableRabbit]

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