04/14 CUBS (Volstad) @ St. Louis (Lynn) 12:05 CDT, FOX TV

[Little Slide Rooter]

Who the hell is Lance Lynn?

 

Future perennial CY Young candidate and substance abuser.

[Guest]

Who the hell is Lance Lynn?

 

He was involved in that hilarious bullpen phone debacle during the World Series last year. He was the guy La Russa brought in even though he was supposed to be unavailable that game. He intentionally walked one batter and was then removed.

[ctcf]

Sounds like the grounds crew is out.

[ctcf]

Start time is 2 pm

[imb]

Who the hell is Lance Lynn?

 

Future perennial CY Young candidate and substance abuser.

 

LOVE IT. [expletive] you lance lynn you piece of dogshit

[SouthSideRyan]

There are no words.

 

@ESPNChiCubs The Cards' rings have a small rally squirrel on them. I kid you not.

 

[insert all imaginable face palms]

 

Did somebody say face?

 

http://90on95.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/tony-larussa-shingles-eye.jpg?w=400&h=436

[SouthSideRyan]

Freese is a late scratch.

 

DUI again?

 

He didn't say they gave him a bonus.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Start time is 2 pm

Awesome. First game I've been able to watch all year, so it feels like opening day for me.

[SouthSideRyan]

The Cubs are 2nd in the NL in BR's SRS

[Guest]

Is this the first game for the alternate jerseys?

[Guest]

Brennaman just called Illinois Colorado.

[OleMissCub]

wtf I'm still getting Yanks and Angels

[CincyCubsFan]

Same here..

[Guest]

Is this the first game for the alternate jerseys?

 

Didn't they wear them yesterday?

[CincyCubsFan]

Awesome, looks like I'm stuck with Yankees Angels.

[bhogg]

yep, Yanks and Angels here.

[Guest]

Nice first inning for Volstad!

[OleMissCub]

yep, Yanks and Angels here.

 

Not there are any Cards or Cubs fans in Arkansas or anything.

 

I'm so freaking pissed right now. Switch Over you [expletive] bastards!!!

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Stewart just missed another one. He should have 3 this year. Might get to 30 anyway.

[Guest]

Stewart with the WTP

[ctcf]

Stewart just missed another one. He should have 3 this year. Might get to 30 anyway.

 

I can't tell if that last bit was meant to be sarcasm.

[Guest]

I like Stewart's AB's too.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Stewart just missed another one. He should have 3 this year. Might get to 30 anyway.

 

I can't tell if that last bit was meant to be sarcasm.

 

Depends on whether it happens or not.

[SABR Gamer]

Stewart has legit power, I actually think he's going to end up being a really solid player. .800+ OPS, 25+ homers, solid D.

[ctcf]

Loving LaHair's patience.