Re: New GM/Cubs Future News Articles

[C.C.]

 

You've already had the happy ending. This is the awkward after part where she wants to talk and you want to leave.

 

I've never had that had happen before, but I wish they would want me to leave. It's always the other way around.

 

Favorite scene in Bridesmaids:

 

"This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick."

 

Uhh, I think you misread his post.

 

 

And lol, you've seen Bridesmaids. And you have a favorite scene in it.

 

Oops. I did. But, I don't get?

[Sammy Sofa]

More horrifying vision of power-bleeping: hccf or C.C.?

[C.C.]

More horrifying vision of power-bleeping: hccf or C.C.?

 

At least we are getting some.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, please show the vow of inexplicable chastity my girlfriend and I have taken some respect. It's going to pay off.

[SouthSideRyan]

Now I hate this thread

[C.C.]

Hey, please show the vow of inexplicable chastity my girlfriend and I have taken some respect. It's going to pay off.

 

 

Hopefully in a big way.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Now I hate this thread

 

Some people are ruiners. They ruin things.

[UMFan83]

I know it's from Levine but here's the latest from him:

ESPNChiCubs Bruce Levine

Source;Red Sox looking for the next Kevin Youkilis in Cub minor leagues as compensation. This may take a bit more time.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Down to 30% now, eh CC?

[UMFan83]

Paul_Sullivan

Theo Epstein had change of heart and will stay in Bos due to shitty paranoid depressing NSBB thread announcing his hire.

[PrimeTime]

Oh boy

 

Once Epstein is installed, the ''Hire Ryne Sandberg'' movement is bound to begin anew, and already may have begun. Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan, a noted Cubs fan, made a personal plea to Epstein Thursday on the "WGN Morning News."

 

"Please, please hire Ryne Sandberg," Corgan said. "White Sox Nation followed Ozzie all those years. I think Cubs Nation will follow 'Ryno.'"

[wekse]

[expletive] billy corgan.

[Guest]

Oh boy

 

Once Epstein is installed, the ''Hire Ryne Sandberg'' movement is bound to begin anew, and already may have begun. Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan, a noted Cubs fan, made a personal plea to Epstein Thursday on the "WGN Morning News."

 

"Please, please hire Ryne Sandberg," Corgan said. "White Sox Nation followed Ozzie all those years. I think Cubs Nation will follow 'Ryno.'"

 

 

The sad thing was I was pleasantly surprised, thinking he somehow knew wtf he was talking about when he said Epstein would bring a philosophical change to the Cubs that is much needed until he said that.

 

Guess he meant a philosophy of "winning."

[C.C.]

I know it's from Levine but here's the latest from him:

ESPNChiCubs Bruce Levine

Source;Red Sox looking for the next Kevin Youkilis in Cub minor leagues as compensation. This may take a bit more time.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Down to 30% now, eh CC?

 

Nah. I'd give it 40%, but I warned you guys.

[C.C.]

Paul_Sullivan

Theo Epstein had change of heart and will stay in Bos due to [expletive] paranoid depressing NSBB thread announcing his hire.

 

30% now.

[Magnetic Curses]

if theo gets hired today, i would be happy with anyone as manager.

[C.C.]

if theo gets hired today, i would be happy with anyone as manager.

 

Even quade?

[Magnetic Curses]

if theo gets hired today, i would be happy with anyone as manager.

 

Even quade?

 

even bruce kimm

[mookie]

[expletive] billy corgan.

[YearofDaCubs]

if theo gets hired today, i would be happy with anyone as manager.

 

Even quade?

Quade's gotta go.

[YearofDaCubs]

if theo gets hired today, i would be happy with anyone as manager.

 

Even quade?

 

even bruce kimm

I was thinking more Wendell Kim

[Guest]

I know it's from Levine but here's the latest from him:

ESPNChiCubs Bruce Levine

Source;Red Sox looking for the next Kevin Youkilis in Cub minor leagues as compensation. This may take a bit more time.

 

Clearly Boston hasn't done their homework on the Cubs system.

[Post Count Padder]

This is a fun thread.

[jersey cubs fan]

I know it's from Levine but here's the latest from him:

ESPNChiCubs Bruce Levine

Source;Red Sox looking for the next Kevin Youkilis in Cub minor leagues as compensation. This may take a bit more time.

 

Clearly Boston hasn't done their homework on the Cubs system.

 

We don't have any Jewish prospects?

[Guest]

I know it's from Levine but here's the latest from him:

ESPNChiCubs Bruce Levine

Source;Red Sox looking for the next Kevin Youkilis in Cub minor leagues as compensation. This may take a bit more time.

 

Clearly Boston hasn't done their homework on the Cubs system.

 

We don't have any Jewish prospects?

 

THE GARZA TRADE HAUNTS US AGAIN

[Guest]

How funny is it, knowing what we all make fun of ESPN for, that ESPN has a link up that says "Source - Normal day for Red Sox."