2011 NBA Playoffs Thread

[imb]

only five 2-points attempts in 36 minutes for kd. how does that happen?

 

Not to pull a umfan but here goes

 

he had 6 points and 3 boards in the first 2 minutes, but picked up the second foul and went to the bench. When he came back in, the Grizzlies defended him with either Battier/Allen+Thabo's man or Battier/Allen+Gasol if Perkins was on the floor and Thabo wasn't.

 

He had no energy when he came back in, and the double teams dominated. Really disappointing performance in a closeout game.

 

Out of curiosity, what is 'pulling a umfan'? Making excuses for a poor performance of a star player?

 

going into detailed minutae to describe a minor point.

[ELCABALLO45]

Heat in 5

Mavs in 6

[UMFan83]

only five 2-points attempts in 36 minutes for kd. how does that happen?

 

Not to pull a umfan but here goes

 

he had 6 points and 3 boards in the first 2 minutes, but picked up the second foul and went to the bench. When he came back in, the Grizzlies defended him with either Battier/Allen+Thabo's man or Battier/Allen+Gasol if Perkins was on the floor and Thabo wasn't.

 

He had no energy when he came back in, and the double teams dominated. Really disappointing performance in a closeout game.

 

Out of curiosity, what is 'pulling a umfan'? Making excuses for a poor performance of a star player?

 

going into detailed minutae to describe a minor point.

 

oh man....tell that to my boss. Whenever he emails me about anything he has to remind me to keep my response to less than 100 words.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Just scored two tix to the Mavs game 1 on Tuesday night! I'm going to be in the upper reaches of AA Center, but at least I will be there.

 

Go Mavs!

[SpongeWorthy]

durant's shook

[SpongeWorthy]

Here come the shameful homer calls

[USSoccer]

Stephon Marbury mineaswell pull off the Westbrook mask now.

 

Jesus, any other superstar would just kill him in the locker room. OKC is so lucky they have Durant.

[SpongeWorthy]

Would these Memphis pukes make something?

[imb]

8 points, 5 rebs, 5 ast westbrook? He's a +8 right now. Durant's a +11

 

Randolph -7

[SpongeWorthy]

Durant and Westbrook are referred differently than every other star perimeter players in the league. You can't put a hand on them when they're moving parallel to the basket to the baseline. What's up with that?

[imb]

Durant and Westbrook are referred differently than every other star perimeter players in the league. You can't put a hand on them when they're moving parallel to the basket to the baseline. What's up with that?

 

someone doesn't watch enough basketball

[USSoccer]

8 points, 5 rebs, 5 ast westbrook? He's a +8 right now. Durant's a +11

 

Randolph -7

 

I was watching football and only saw the last two out of control drives.

[SpongeWorthy]

Rose gets bodied on that move all the time with no calls. Mayo gets taken out of the game with 3 touch fouls for far less.

 

It's really lame.

[imb]

ITT spongeworthy confirms he's only seen 20 basketball games in his life

[SpongeWorthy]

It's because Durant and Westbrook have the bodies of Swedish preteens so all the contact is magnified.

[imb]

amazing what happens when your team isn't built on a bunch of soft jumpshooters

 

http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kyle-korver.jpg

 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2197/2421164818_c5ca37f62a_o.jpg

Edited May 15, 2011 by Bunts Lick Butts

[SpongeWorthy]

Why didn't the refs give Memphis more time after the back court violation at the end of the half?

 

Shameful.

[imb]

right on cue, here's derrick rose explaining why he's afraid of contact

[imb]

It must be frustrating for these producers to not be able to give derrick rose cue cards to read

 

like rocky balboa "i like to smeel mainly"

[SpongeWorthy]

DRose speaks like KD tweets

[SpongeWorthy]

Ice Cube is a parody of himself at this point trying to be hard in this Coors commercial.

 

http://kenwoode.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/cube01.jpg

[imb]

fun fact: the reason derrick rose didn't recruit lebron james this summer was because it's really hard to text on a cricket wireless phone

[Magnetic Curses]

he DID [expletive] around and get a triple double once

[Magnetic Curses]

i thought scotty brooks was john crotty until this very moment.

[USSoccer]

Marc Gasol is so fat, and so slow