Cubs Ruined Ryan Theriot

[javy knows my name]

God, he sucks so much. I don't think I ever want him to stop talking.

[Clem Fandango]

Stay classy, Ryan Theriot.

[Formerly Snayke]

At least I can take comfort in knowing that he talked himself out of St. Louis in 2012 with that comment. Thank you for opening your trap, Theriot.

[Derwood]

.266/.313/.323/.636

 

That was Theriot's line on July 27th.

[javy knows my name]

.266/.313/.323/.636

 

That was Theriot's line on July 27th.

 

But, he brings so much with the gl- ...no...

 

Well, he's a real terror on the bas- ...nope

 

STFU THERIOT

[SouthSideRyan]

Shamelessly stolen from BTF:

 

Cardinals record through 7/27, when they were in 1st place: 55-49, .528

Since then, during which time they've fallen to 2nd place: 28-20, .583

[imb]

Can someone convince the brewers that since Theriot has been in the NL central for so long, they should sign him?

[ELCABALLO45]

Can someone convince the brewers that since Theriot has been in the NL central for so long, they should sign him?

 

He would be an upgrade for the Brewers at shortstop.

[Guest]

:lol: @Theriot.

[NonProfitCow]

http://www.stlcardinalbaseball.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ryan-theriot-error-shortstop-cardinals.gif

[Guest]

Needs a "come at me bro" at the end.

[TruffleShuffle]

Shamelessly stolen from BTF:

 

Cardinals record through 7/27, when they were in 1st place: 55-49, .528

Since then, during which time they've fallen to 2nd place: 28-20, .583

 

yeah but the brewers knew the cardinals wouldn't be that much of a threat after the furcal trade relegated the mighty theriot to the bench, and this spurred them to .700+ ball ever since.

[17 Seconds]

does he still do his little slide on balls that are hit directly at him?

[XZero771679666304]

does he still do his little slide on balls that are hit directly at him?

 

His range is so bad that, paradoxically, he has to chase down balls hit right at him.

 

Truly an exceptional player.

[sneakypower]

[SouthSideRyan]

I love that so hard.

[Sammy Sofa]

Well that's just wonderful.

[NonProfitCow]

I can't stop watching it.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

It's mesmerizing.

[mookie]

That has honestly made my day.

[minnesotacubsfan]

The Cardinals led the division until July 27, four days before the Furcal acquisition. Speaking only about his own role, Theriot noted, "When I was playing shortstop we were in first place. I know that. It is what it is."

 

holy [expletive] what an arrogant little smug pos. SOOOOO glad you no longer are here

[minnesotacubsfan]

 

" THE CUBS RUINEEEEEDDD MEEE!!! I WAS GONNA EAT HANK AARONS LUNCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

[Post Count Padder]

I could watch that all day and not get tired of it.

[ConstableRabbit]

:( it's broken

[JimSorgi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMv9Vls7mRg&sns=em

 

Beautiful summary of Theriot's defense.