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With his team trailing 5-1 in the 8th inning, the Colorado backstop slipped into the team's bathroom and passed a kidney stone. Astonishingly, as soon as he got the stone out of his system, Olivo quickly jumped into his catching gear and trotted back onto the field.

 

Describing the superhuman feat, Olivo explained that when he has a kidney stone, "I just want to die." Yet he somehow overcomes the misery. "I can handle pain a little bit. Once it's gone, I'm normal."

 

:shock:

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With his team trailing 5-1 in the 8th inning, the Colorado backstop slipped into the team's bathroom and passed a kidney stone. Astonishingly, as soon as he got the stone out of his system, Olivo quickly jumped into his catching gear and trotted back onto the field.

 

Describing the superhuman feat, Olivo explained that when he has a kidney stone, "I just want to die." Yet he somehow overcomes the misery. "I can handle pain a little bit. Once it's gone, I'm normal."

 

:shock:

 

Please say there isn't video with this

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I'm imagining the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer passed a kidney stone at the circus screaming so loud the tightrope walker lost his balance and fell.
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Speaking of getting rid of things in a baseball game, I remember when Jose Lima was pitching terribly, called out the coach, took off his cup, handed it to him, and proceeded to pitch much better.
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Speaking of getting rid of things in a baseball game, I remember when Jose Lima was pitching terribly, called out the coach, took off his cup, handed it to him, and proceeded to pitch much better.

 

it was probably irritating his herpes

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Didn't both Pie and Barrett both suffer testicular torsion?

 

Pie had testicular torsion. Barrett had interscrotal hematoma. Judging by name alone, and considering Barrett's injury came from a ball bouncing through his legs, pretty sure I'd take the torsion.

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