The end of Pujols

[UMFan83]

Alright, enough straying from the topic of how less than a month of ABs has definitively shown that Albert Pujols is on the decline and will soon be released.

 

I only wish Mozeliak was as stupid as Hendry and left him in the Cardinals lineup because he's making so much money (a la Soriano and the Cubs). It would be nice to benefit from another GM's stupidity for once, seeing as Pujols is finished.

[reggiemiller rules]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

[XZero771679666304]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

 

You guys better trade him while he still has value. It won't be long 'till Magdal's word gets around the front offices.

 

 

 

 

Seriously though, when I saw the title of this thread I thought Albert had fallen down an elevator shaft or something. Then I looked at who posted it.

[imb]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

 

it's a good thing magdal posted this here and not on a cardinals board. on a cardinals board it would have been locked for trolling. but here it can be mocked with impunity.

[TruffleShuffle]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

 

still on pace to lead the cardinals' infield with zero errors this year.

[CubbieBum]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

 

it's a good thing magdal posted this here and not on a cardinals board. on a cardinals board it would have been locked for trolling. but here it can be mocked with impunity.

 

Well he is a Cardinals fan ... err Cubs fan ... I mean Cards fan ... wait it's Cubs ... no Cards

[erik316wttn]

Look, I don't like it either that the best hitter in at least a generation is playing for the Cardinals, but I deal with it.

 

He's just a freak. I don't think he lied about his age or did steroids... he's just awesome. Period.

[TruffleShuffle]

i assume that everyone on the cardinals uses steroids unless proven otherwise.

[XZero771679666304]

i assume that everyone on the cardinals uses steroids unless proven otherwise.

 

No, not steroids. They have a concentration camp where dust is forcibly extracted from captive pixies, and injected into all players by Dave Duncan (and now Mark McGwire, since he has experience).

 

Clearly all these reduced numbers are proof that Albert discovered the source of the dust, and has been refusing treatment, probably because he identifies with the third world conditions the pixies are being kept in. It has to be traumatizing for him.

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[mcgoobs]

Great thread. I think these are the threads that result when the Cubs complete a convincing road sweep and we all don't have as much to complain about.

[rocket]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

 

is a sub .400 obp supposed to impress me? his avg is BARELY over .300. and i don't believe he's been intentionally walked recently

[Roast]

Hey Magdal, where'd you go? I want to hear your opinion on how Pujols' "falling off" is going?

[Maclowery]

After his 3 for 4 game with a homerun and rbi, he is now on pace for 63 home runs and 153 rbis. Here are his slash rates 301/386/644/1.029 sucks that he is now so worthless.

 

it's a good thing magdal posted this here and not on a cardinals board. on a cardinals board it would have been locked for trolling. but here it can be mocked with impunity.

 

This is untrue. Any team forum (Cardinals obviously included) worth its salt would keep a Magdal thread open, simply for posterity. I mean, jesus, this and the McGwire threads have catapulted the guy into one of my favorite internet posters, ever.

 

Magdal, please, good sir, come back to this thread. How is the 5-years-older-conspiracied, steroid-abusing, on-the-outs, dirty darker-ish-skinned 3rd world ape-man doing lately? What's that? He's back over a 1.0 OPS?

[Clem Fandango]

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[Mike Aller]

If this were two years ago he would have went 3-4 with 3 HRs. His only out would have been due to his ongoing insecurity about his unacceptable upbringing. And, he would have been intentionally walked three times.

 

Allen Iverson all over again.

[wtrerushville]

.....Lopez, the new switch hitter is only played when a lefty is going, and the best bench stick (Lugo) was traded away in spite of the fact that his salary was ZIP!?

 

You can't make up ignorance of this magnitude

 

Lugo? Have you seen his batting line on the 2010 season? .107/.167/.107/.274

 

Yes thats correct an OPS of .274 :(

[illiniguy]

.....Lopez, the new switch hitter is only played when a lefty is going, and the best bench stick (Lugo) was traded away in spite of the fact that his salary was ZIP!?

 

You can't make up ignorance of this magnitude

 

Lugo? Have you seen his batting line on the 2010 season? .107/.167/.107/.274

 

Yes thats correct an OPS of .274 :(

He's smoked a lot of balls right at people.

[Formerly Snayke]

Thoughts?

 

You're hilarious.

[Formerly Snayke]

his fragile 3rd world mind

He grew up in Independence Mo. I can see that.

You are kidding, Yes? You got him confused with Truman?

 

He moved to Mo. when he was "18"......but you kid don't you?

 

Double post alert.

 

He didn't move to Missouri when he was "18." He moved to Missouri when he was 16 and went to Ft. Osage High School.

[illiniguy]

his fragile 3rd world mind

He grew up in Independence Mo. I can see that.

You are kidding, Yes? You got him confused with Truman?

 

He moved to Mo. when he was "18"......but you kid don't you?

 

Double post alert.

 

He didn't move to Missouri when he was "18." He moved to Missouri when he was 16 and went to Ft. Osage High School.

That really shouldn't matter anyways. That fragile 3rd worl mind crap is just that, crap. A "cardinal fan" is not enjoying Babe Ruth playing for them. Pretty unreal.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Wait, who's 2nd in stupid gaffs on the bases?

[imb]

is the rumor that magdal is hccf's wife been disproved yet? if not, im running with it until proven wrong

[TruffleShuffle]

is the rumor that magdal is hccf's wife been disproved yet? if not, im running with it until proven wrong

 

they look compatible

[Formerly Snayke]

Wait, who's 2nd in stupid gaffs on the bases?

 

Nobody. Everyone else is from a developed country, so their minds are stable enough to make smart decisions.