04/05 CUBS (Zambrano) @ Atlanta (Lowe) 3:05 CDT, WCIU & ESPN

[Hairyducked Idiot]

is soriano's contract up soon?

 

Yes. Also, we won the 2003 NLCS and our team isn't named after the baby version of an animal.

We win the series then after that?

 

Of course not. The Cubs will never win the World Series.

[JonnyRed]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

[illiniguy]

is soriano's contract up soon?

 

Yes. Also, we won the 2003 NLCS and our team isn't named after the baby version of an animal.

We win the series then after that?

 

Of course not. The Cubs will never win the World Series.

But, we weren't the cubs in this scenario?

[Schwarber Fan]

Lock it up, mod(s)!

[Outshined_One]

Comcast decided to have an outage just before the game started. I raced over to a local bar to watch.

 

I now vaguely regret my decision.

[Guest]

is soriano's contract up soon?

I love the no trade clause, like that's gonna be an issue.

He'll be getting the Milton Bradley treatment this year, so I wouldn't be shocked if he waived it

 

The no trade clause isn't going to matter.

[illiniguy]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

You know better than that.

[erik316wttn]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

 

It can always get worse with the Cubs.

 

Always.

[Old Style]

If Soriano were to, God forbid, cease to be a living human being the Cubs would not have to pay his beneficiaries the rest of his salary, would they?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

 

You are officially to blame for everything that happens between now and the end of the season.

[erik316wttn]

Comcast decided to have an outage just before the game started. I raced over to a local bar to watch.

 

I now vaguely regret my decision.

 

I hope you got rip-roaring drunk to compensate.

[Omar]

is soriano's contract up soon?

 

Yes. Also, we won the 2003 NLCS and our team isn't named after the baby version of an animal.

We win the series then after that?

 

Of course not. The Cubs will never win the World Series.

 

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/bridge/index.php?mode=view&id=141&sid=1d63977ccfd4459000f4f56ad7ee60e5&rb_v=file

Edited April 5, 2010 by Omar

[illiniguy]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

 

You are officially to blame for everything that happens between now and the end of the season.

Are you Jim Hendry?

[erik316wttn]

If Soriano were to, God forbid, cease to be a living human being the Cubs would not have to pay his beneficiaries the rest of his salary, would they?

 

What is with all the death in this thread today? Geez

[NotSoSober]

is soriano's contract up soon?

I love the no trade clause, like that's gonna be an issue.

He'll be getting the Milton Bradley treatment this year, so I wouldn't be shocked if he waived it

 

The no trade clause isn't going to matter.

It will when Hendry eats most of it before he's canned after this year

[Hawk4Hall]

Soriano is beyond predictable when it comes to outside pitches.

[Omar]

If Soriano were to, God forbid, cease to be a living human being the Cubs would not have to pay his beneficiaries the rest of his salary, would they?

 

What is with all the death in this thread today? Geez

 

We're all still high on Easter Sunday.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

 

You are officially to blame for everything that happens between now and the end of the season.

Are you Jim Hendry?

 

If I were, it would not be beyond the pale to suggest I off myself.

[Outshined_One]

Well, the first 15 minutes of the game couldn't have gone any better, followed by 3 hours of the worst possible baseball. At least there are 161 left to go, and I feel confident saying that it can't get any worse!

 

You are officially to blame for everything that happens between now and the end of the season.

 

Nah, just a good buzz. I have a poker game later tonight.

[Old Style]

If Soriano were to, God forbid, cease to be a living human being the Cubs would not have to pay his beneficiaries the rest of his salary, would they?

 

What is with all the death in this thread today? Geez

I said "God forbid".

[Outshined_One]

If Soriano were to, God forbid, cease to be a living human being the Cubs would not have to pay his beneficiaries the rest of his salary, would they?

 

What is with all the death in this thread today? Geez

 

We're all still high on Easter Sunday.

 

So, you're saying there'll be a resurrection come Wednesday?

[go_cubs_go]

:pig:

[Hairyducked Idiot]

So, you're saying there'll be a resurrection come Wednesday?

 

Yes. But then the team will disappear for awhile.

[RedFlash]

Suffice to say the thread has been quite the entertainment, moreso then the game. Since I am not expecting much from the Cubs this year, I can say that there will be a few losses that don't bother me, including today's.

 

Pretty much too much chatter for essentially a meaningless game.

[UMFan83]

Santo: all you can really do is go back to the hotel and cry.

Pat: that's a very mature approach Ron.