All D-Bag team

[XZero771679666304]

I was just thinking about a team that fielded the most annoying/reviled players in the league. Not just to Cubs fans, but overall.

 

I would start with Pierzynski at catcher, Valverde as closer and Hunter Pence in the OF. That would leave 7 positions and a SP. Any ideas?

[anabiono]

RYAN BRAUN

[Little Slide Rooter]

Orlando Cabrera as short stop. His past team mates dont have a lot of good things to say about him.

[Jehrico]

Steve Kline in the pen, and his cheating apprentice, Julian Tavarez.

[anabiono]

akinori iwamura

 

david eckstein

 

MATT KEMP

 

MANNY

 

K-Rod

[XZero771679666304]

Steve Kline in the pen, and his cheating apprentice, Julian Tavarez.

 

Is Kline still in the game?

[anabiono]

ooooooooooooooh...

 

matt garza...

 

i cannot stand him...never seen anyone spit in a more annoying way either

[CubbieBum]

I took this as guys who are jerks not guys you hate for being really good or something like that.

[imb]

i cannot stand him...never seen anyone spit in a more annoying way either

 

dude

[bcl412]

Milton Bradley?

[Jehrico]

I took this as guys who are jerks not guys you hate for being really good or something like that.

How about both?

 

I'm surprised I didn't think of him first when I saw this thread, but here's the captain of the team...

 

Manny.

[Blizzau]

I was just thinking about a team that fielded the most annoying/reviled players in the league. Not just to Cubs fans, but overall.

 

I would start with Pierzynski at catcher, Valverde as closer and Hunter Pence in the OF. That would leave 7 positions and a SP. Any ideas?

 

3B: Alex Rodriguez, the most overrated, bush-league tool in MLB.

[JimSorgi]

I was just thinking about a team that fielded the most annoying/reviled players in the league. Not just to Cubs fans, but overall.

 

I would start with Pierzynski at catcher, Valverde as closer and Hunter Pence in the OF. That would leave 7 positions and a SP. Any ideas?

 

3B: Alex Rodriguez, the most overrated, bush-league tool in MLB.

No

[bcl412]

I was just thinking about a team that fielded the most annoying/reviled players in the league. Not just to Cubs fans, but overall.

 

I would start with Pierzynski at catcher, Valverde as closer and Hunter Pence in the OF. That would leave 7 positions and a SP. Any ideas?

 

3B: Alex Rodriguez, the most overrated, bush-league tool in MLB.

 

Wait, how is A-Rod overrated?

[anabiono]

i cannot stand him...never seen anyone spit in a more annoying way either

 

dude

 

ray?

[Guest]

All time d-bag team

 

Robert Fick 2b

Edgar Renteria SS

Gary Carter C

Jeff Kent 3b

Jim Edmonds CF

Dave Kingman RF

Barry Bonds LF

Rafeal Palmero 1b

Roger Clemens SP

Roy Oswalt RP

 

Bench:Ty Cobb

Manager: TLR

 

Batting order in terms of douchieness

 

Fick

Edmonds

Carter

Clemens

Palmero

Bonds

Kent

Renteria

Kingman

[CubbieBum]

All time d-bag team

 

Robert Fick 2b

Edgar Renteria SS

Gary Carter C

Jeff Kent 3b

Jim Edmonds CF

Dave Kingman RF

Barry Bonds LF

Rafeal Palmero 1b

Roger Clemens SP

Roy Oswalt RP

 

Bench:Ty Cobb

Manager: TLR

 

Batting order in terms of douchieness

 

Fick

Edmonds

Carter

Clemens

Palmero

Bonds

Kent

Renteria

Kingman

 

Kent at 3B?

[Guest]

Kent played 157 games at 3rd over his career. And in all 157 he had a gigantic stick up his ass and a silly pornstache. That's more than enough Massengill and more than enough games to qualify.

[OleMissCub]

Roy Oswalt RP

 

Why is he on the list, he's just an uber-redneck.

 

Bench:Ty Cobb

 

What's he doing on the douche bench? He should be your starting CF.

[CubbieBum]

Kent played 157 games at 3rd over his career. And in all 157 he had a gigantic stick up his ass and a silly pornstache. That's more than enough Massengill and more than enough games to qualify.

 

I would say putting a player at a position that he played at in around 5% of his games and never in the last 12 years of his career is a cop out.

[NCCubFan]

Dick Allen probably belongs on the team. I remember he was largely considered a jerk during his playing days.

[Outshined_One]

I think a lot of people would have Carlos Zambrano in this team's rotation.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

just as I had completely forgotten all about Robert Fick...

[SouthSideRyan]

Rob Fick never played 2B, and Jim Edmonds is one of the coolest people alive.

[Blizzau]

I was just thinking about a team that fielded the most annoying/reviled players in the league. Not just to Cubs fans, but overall.

 

I would start with Pierzynski at catcher, Valverde as closer and Hunter Pence in the OF. That would leave 7 positions and a SP. Any ideas?

 

3B: Alex Rodriguez, the most overrated, bush-league tool in MLB.

 

Wait, how is A-Rod overrated?

 

A-Rod is consistently named by the media - and many fans - as the greatest player of our time, and some argue that he is the greatest of all time since he stands a good chance of breaking the all-time home run record. Rodriguez has put up outstanding numbers, but a lot of that is arguably steroid-induced.

 

And then there's the post-season argument, which my friend, the Yankee fan, would surely want me to bring up... But since we don't make "clutch" arguments, I'll just stop typing now. 8-[