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I know it's an old joke at this point, but if I have an erection that lasts over 4 hours the doctor ain't the first person I'm calling.

 

If you've got an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours at that age, it's called getting your money's worth.

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Marmol in the 8th?

 

would you rather have someone else face lee, tejada, and pence and keep marmol for pudge, bourn, and a pinch hitter?

 

I'd see how far Vizcaino could take me and use Marmol if the game was in doubt. Looks like Lou really wants to slam the door since he used Marmol and now has Gregg and Guzman warming.

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On the bright side... the Columbus Blue Jackets just entered the NHL playoffs for the first time ever. Hawks game in OT.

 

GO HAWKS!

 

The Hawks just needed a point to clinch the 4 seed right? So we got it.

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stop talking about food you fatasses

 

 

but but but...there is key lime pie and carrot cake!

 

\:D/

So I'm not the only one stuck with these idiot Astros announcers I see.

They were amazing on Opening Day.

 

"We're gonna compete this year!!" as they introduce Mike Hampton, LaTroy Hawkins, and Russ Ortiz.

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congrats to the two white trash astros fans who just got engaged.

 

Their children shall be belligerent and numerous.

 

their divorce will simply be belligerent. get a pre-nup dude, so you can keep the double wide.

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On the bright side... the Columbus Blue Jackets just entered the NHL playoffs for the first time ever. Hawks game in OT.

 

GO HAWKS!

 

The Hawks just needed a point to clinch the 4 seed right? So we got it.

 

DING DING DING

 

Hawks clinch home ice as well as their first 100 point season in a LONGGGGGGGGGG time. 2 minutes left in OT.

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congrats to the two white trash astros fans who just got engaged.

 

Their children shall be belligerent and numerous.

 

their divorce will simply be belligerent. get a pre-nup dude, so you can keep the double wide.

Both of them had mullets and weighed 250+, right?

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Bradley getting another shot at his first hit.

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