6/15 Cubs (Lilly) @ Blue Jays (Litsch) 12:07CT WGN TV/Radio

[TruffleShuffle]

yay astroturf

[anabiono]

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher?

 

Bummer.

 

oooh zing...but no that is not what happened...i wanted her to get me a ball signed by him last season and she wouldn't do it...regardless...the kid just reminds me of her so...well...i wish bad things

[imb]

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher?

 

Bummer.

 

a fat major league pitcher, at that

[BleacherBadger]

I wish never to hear the saying "keep the line moving" ever again.

[splintersag]

YES

 

Litsch getting nailed here makes me smile!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHA ashley...you whore

 

...say what?

 

 

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

...

 

What?

 

Lol at combining the bolded parts, but yeah, sorry it might make you feel bad.

[TruffleShuffle]

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher?

 

Bummer.

 

oooh zing...but no that is not what happened...i wanted her to get me a ball signed by him last season and she wouldn't do it...regardless...the kid just reminds me of her so...well...i wish bad things

 

hopefully she got fat or something

[Roast]

Half-shirts for everyone!

old material, but it made me laugh.

[Fred Hornkohl]

TOP OF THE THIRD INNING

 

Hoffpauir doubled to down the right field line

Theriot lined out to second base

Johnson singled to right field , Hoffpauir to third

Fukudome singled to right field , Hoffpauir scored, Johnson to third

D Lee blooped a single to right field , Johnson scored, Fukudome to second

Ramirez flied out to right center field , Fukudome to third, D Lee holding first

Edmonds singled to center field , Fukudome scored, D Lee to third

Soto flied out to deep right field

 

3 runs 5 hits 0 errors 2 men left on base

 

                1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9              R  H  E
CUBS            0 0 3                          3  5  0
Toronto         0 0                            0  0  0

 

Home runs:

CUBS: none

Toronto: none

 

CUBS           IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Lilly         2.0  0  0  0  1  2  0  27

 

Toronto        IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Litsch        3.0  5  3  3  1  1  0  57

[anabiono]

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher?

 

Bummer.

 

oooh zing...but no that is not what happened...i wanted her to get me a ball signed by him last season and she wouldn't do it...regardless...the kid just reminds me of her so...well...i wish bad things

 

hopefully she got fat or something

 

bingo...my nickname for her now is thunderchunk

[hotshot13422]

You think Jesse likes to throw sliders? dam!

all 16 of his pitches have been sliders

make it 19 in a row

30 of 32 pitches have been sliders, wow...

to update... 51 of 57 have been sliders

[Roast]

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher?

 

Bummer.

 

oooh zing...but no that is not what happened...i wanted her to get me a ball signed by him last season and she wouldn't do it...regardless...the kid just reminds me of her so...well...i wish bad things

 

hopefully she got fat or something

 

bingo...my nickname for her now is thunderchunk

Good to see you're not bitter or anything.

[chuckywang]

I was at the Rogers Centre this year to see the Blue Jays vs. the Royals and I had no idea the roof was retractable.

[Roast]

Yay, back to playing in a warehouse.

[anabiono]

my ex is a friend of jesse litsch...just makes me grin!

 

:cool:

 

You're saying your ex cheated on you with a major league pitcher?

 

Bummer.

 

oooh zing...but no that is not what happened...i wanted her to get me a ball signed by him last season and she wouldn't do it...regardless...the kid just reminds me of her so...well...i wish bad things

 

hopefully she got fat or something

 

 

bingo...my nickname for her now is thunderchunk

Good to see you're not bitter or anything.

 

 

i know right...water under the bridge...totally

[E.J.]

I was at the Rogers Centre this year to see the Blue Jays vs. the Royals and I had no idea the roof was retractable.

 

I had no idea it was called the Rogers Centre now. I thought it was still called the Sky Dome. Shows how much I pay attention to the Blue Jays.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Zaun struck out swinging

[BleacherBadger]

K

[DivineBovine]

Isn't it cheating to time the closing of the roof so that the Cubs bat with the pitcher in the sun and the roof is fully closed by the time the Jays bat?

[Outshined_One]

bingo...my nickname for her now is thunderchunk

 

I remember being at a concert a few years ago and there was this fat chick who decided to get up on the guard rail and attempt to flash everyone. I screamed out at her, "NO FAT CHICKS!"

 

This old tattooed biker dude turned to me and said, "Hey man, we don't call them fat chicks around here! That's disrespectful! You gotta call them RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLER HOGS! They're so [freaking] fat that you can roll them in flour and see where they couldn't reach with the towel after showering!"

 

Good times.

[Fred Hornkohl]

McDonald walked

[BleacherBadger]

Isn't it cheating to time the closing of the roof so that the Cubs bat with the pitcher in the sun and the roof is fully closed by the time the Jays bat?

 

a) who knows if they actually planned that

b) the cubs just scored 3 runs with the pitcher in the sun

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 16-8 when they allow fewer than 3 walks.... 29-17 when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[hotshot13422]

Isn't it cheating to time the closing of the roof so that the Cubs bat with the pitcher in the sun and the roof is fully closed by the time the Jays bat?

 

a) who knows if they actually planned that

b) the cubs just scored 3 runs with the pitcher in the sun

 

You could also argue that the cubs got to bat one more half inning than the jays with the roof open, who knows how that could affect the game

[splintersag]

I've got two cousins that are Blue Jays fans and have been to the dome many times, and they never told me the dome is retractable :o

[TruffleShuffle]

why would you walk john mcdonald? that guy cannot hit for beans.