4/5 Astros (Oswalt) at The Losers (Marquis), Noon CT, CSN

[Fred Hornkohl]

Johnson singled to center field

[CubmanPi]

I've got a feeling that this crap of an offense won't pick today to get any better.

[BigSlick]

lol Reed Johnson got a hit, pencil him in for the next 150 games

[Guest]

Reed Johnson is my hero!

[Sosa21MVP]

Reed Johnson for the Hall of Fame!!! \:D/

[Little Slide Rooter]

Maybe the rest of the Cubs need to grow them some chin pubes.

[BigSlick]

I've got a feeling that this crap of an offense won't pick today to get any better.

We typically play pretty well against good pitchers, its the crap ones that give us fits.

[Fred Hornkohl]

D Lee singled to right center field , Johnson to second

[Bote McBoteface]

Cool, Reed Johnson is starting tomorrow, too.

[Guest]

Now that we're facing a good pitcher, we will hit to cover off the ball today.

[UMFan83]

lol Reed Johnson got a hit, pencil him in for the next 150 games

 

No we can't use that. It took him 3 pitches to get that hit. If you can't do it in 1-2 pitches, you don't deserve to hit in the top 2 in the lineup

[CubmanPi]

2 hits in the same inning? FTH do these people think they're doing? They know what uni they're wearing, right?

[Outshined_One]

I've got a feeling that this crap of an offense won't pick today to get any better.

 

Rule of Cub #32: Any time the Cubs trot out a crappy pitcher against another team's ace during an offensive slump, the Cubs will somehow manage to score a ton of runs while the crappy pitcher goes 7 innings while giving up only 2 runs.

[Little Slide Rooter]

all I ask is that Aramis let Fuku come to the plate.

[illiniguy]

I am betting a double play.

[C.C.]

C'mon guys get this run back!

[Guest]

I am betting a double play.

 

I'm betting you need to hush.

[UMFan83]

I am betting a double play.

 

He tried

[CubmanPi]

I've got a feeling that this crap of an offense won't pick today to get any better.

 

Rule of Cub #32: Any time the Cubs trot out a crappy pitcher against another team's ace during an offensive slump, the Cubs will somehow manage to score a ton of runs while the crappy pitcher goes 7 innings while giving up only 2 runs.

 

That makes sense, because how else is the manager going to justify keeping said crappy pitcher in the rotation 5 shellings later.

[Outshined_One]

Oh come on Tejada, my dead grandmother can run faster than Ramirez. That should have been an easy DP!

[C.C.]

ITS FUKU TIME!

[Fred Hornkohl]

Ramirez grounded into a FC, 3-6, D Lee out at second, Johnson to third

[Guest]

FUK U

[UMFan83]

Man even Fuk can't save us today.

[C.C.]

Damn! I swear I've been watching the same offense all my life.