Cardinals light up Santana

[Sweet Swinging Billy]

I know it's only Spring Training and it is his first start...but I think it's pretty funny that St. Louis touched him up for 3 runs---I think that was how many runs, anyway. The Red Turds beat the not so amazing Mets 5-4

[imb]

what team is the red turds

[Ding Dong Johnson]

what team is the red turds

the ttardinals, ya dig?

[abuck1220]

what team is the red turds

 

it's a play on words. try and keep up.

[UMFan83]

FYI, Juan Gonzalez hit a 3 run homer off of Santana today.

[imb]

what team is the red turds

 

it's a play on words. try and keep up.

 

oh cause i thought it was a new expansion team and i was like when did that happen

[TruffleShuffle]

what team is the red turds

 

sounds like a bad experience after having spicy mexican food for dinner.

[seanimal]

this is surely a sign of things to come

[otis89]

what team is the red turds

 

sounds like a bad experience after having spicy mexican food for dinner.

 

From an episode of Dirty Jobs:

 

"Nobody makes a turd like that and lives! It's orange!"

[sneakypower]

the upshot is that Juan Gonzalez is more likely now to get a roster spot and steal ABs from players who are less awful.

[Electron Blue]

what team is the red turds

 

it's a play on words. try and keep up.

 

oh cause i thought it was a new expansion team and i was like when did that happen

 

:) I love you, IMB

[radarluv1]

i'm hoping juan g has a huge spring

[Guest]

this is surely a sign of things to come

 

For Juan Gone, I'm sure.

[Clem Fandango]

I always liked Juan Gone. I'm willing to bet he's still got plenty of pop left in the tank, it's just a matter of his body not falling apart

[Roast]

Since when is 3 runs considered "lighting up"

[TruffleShuffle]

juan gonzalez was never as good as everyone though he was. good hitter? yes. one of the best hitters in the game? no.

[A New Era]

what team is the red turds

 

sounds like a bad experience after having spicy mexican food for dinner.

 

Yep, that describes the Cardinals perfectly. :grin:

[Vanilla Ice]

Since when is 3 runs considered "lighting up"

 

It's not lighting up, but the runs probably came in no more than 2 innings