How about Dukes instead of Crawford or Baldelli?

[Tim]

Probably just as talented, but has the legal & behavioral issues the other guys don't. I don't know if he'd be cheaper or not as a result.

 

If we could get him cheaper as a result, I'd jump on that move in a heartbeat.

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

I usually don't care about character issues..but...this kids a nutjob...maybe the Cubs could get him on some meds?

[wolf stansson]

Ha!

Tim is a baseball whore...compromising values for wins.

[Bruno7481]

Usually "bad character" guys don't scare me all that much, but Dukes goes way beyond "bad character." Edited November 6, 2007 by Bruno7481

[CuseCubFan69]

I thought Eddie Murphy and Dan A. wrecked their lives? Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Lewis.

 

Is that the left handed pitcher from Pittsburg?

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

I thought Eddie Murphy and Dan A. wrecked their lives? Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Lewis.

 

Is that the left handed pitcher from Pittsburg?

 

You are thinking Zach Dukes. Elijah plays for Tampa, dates 13 year old girls, then beats the crap out of them.

Edited November 6, 2007 by GoCubsGo!!

[Post Count Padder]

He might kill someone in the clubhouse. I don't want him unless we keep in in a bulletproof glass room when he's not playing.

 

And if he doesn't cost much

[CuseCubFan69]

I thought Eddie Murphy and Dan A. wrecked their lives? Looking good Billy Ray, feeling good Lewis.

 

Is that the left handed pitcher from Pittsburg?

 

You are thinking Zach Dukes. Elijah plays for Tampa, dates 13 year old girls, then beats the crap out of them.

 

Who is he GCG?

[Mephistopheles]

We'd have the best defensive OF in history for one of the biggest fly ball staffs in history. In another note, also throw in stuff and try to pry Elijah Dukes away from the Rays.

 

 

Let's trade for Dukes, sign Bradley and have their lockers sandwich Zambrano's. Also sign Michael Barrett. Oh man that would be great.

[CuseCubFan69]

We'd have the best defensive OF in history for one of the biggest fly ball staffs in history. In another note, also throw in stuff and try to pry Elijah Dukes away from the Rays.

 

 

Let's trade for Dukes, sign Bradley and have their lockers sandwich Zambrano's. Also sign Michael Barrett. Oh man that would be great.

 

Or an OF of Floyd, Drew and Rocco to have the most injured.

[Derwood]

LOU: "I'm giving you a day off, Elijah. I may pinch hit you late in the game"

 

ELIJAH: "I'LL KILL YOU DEAD M*$(%*#!"

[GoCubsGo1679625768]

Lou would be the living crap out of Dukes...might do his some good. Yes, lets do this deal.

[shnsajax]

Dukes probably should not be allowed to leave the state without contacting his parole officer. He is probably the most ghetto player since Toe Nash.

[snoodmonger]

We'd have the best defensive OF in history for one of the biggest fly ball staffs in history. In another note, also throw in stuff and try to pry Elijah Dukes away from the Rays.

 

 

Let's trade for Dukes, sign Bradley and have their lockers sandwich Zambrano's. Also sign Michael Barrett. Oh man that would be great.

 

 

Haha. Dream scenario. Can we revive Albert Belle's professional corpse, too?

[Roast]

Probably just as talented, but has the legal & behavioral issues the other guys don't. I don't know if he'd be cheaper or not as a result.

 

If we could get him cheaper as a result, I'd jump on that move in a heartbeat.

 

 

Do you think Hendry would give up his TEAMCHEMISTRYRULZ point of view?