9/5: LA (Stults) at Cubs (Lilly); 7:05 pm CDT, ESPN, WGN

[Omar]

I wouldn't be shocked to see them pinch-hit for Murton here with Jones or Pie.

 

Hopefully Pie. Need better outfield defense.

[genbar]

Scott Proctor is an attractive man.

 

 

I talked to him earlier. He said he likes you.

[IowaCubsFan]

Ankiel with another homer 3-2 pitt

 

Ankiel is like Rob Deer, Gorman Thomas and Dave Kingman, all rolled into one.

[Soul]

NO DAMMIT FREAKING COKE FIEND ANKIEL.

[CubColtPacer]

I wouldn't be shocked to see them pinch-hit for Murton here with Jones or Pie.

 

Hopefully Pie. Need better outfield defense.

 

Either of them would improve the outfield defense. Monroe is an upgrade over Murton in right, and Jones is an upgrade over Monroe in center.

 

But, now they've just come back, and Lou left him in.

[SouthSideRyan]

Ankiel with another homer 3-2 pitt

 

Ankiel is like Rob Deer, Gorman Thomas and Dave Kingman, all rolled into one.

 

Only with more coke.

[Post Count Padder]

Kyle Farnsworth's bff is pitching

[TMan92]

Ankiel with another homer 3-2 pitt

 

Ankiel is like Rob Deer, Gorman Thomas and Dave Kingman, all rolled into one.

 

Roy Hobbs too. I wonder if he made his bats out of a tree struck by lightening.

[NYF]

Wow. That seemed very Cub like

 

Been said a lot today. Dont they have the exact same primary color?

 

you're stretching.

 

never compare the Dodgers to the Cubs, d00d. teh Dodgers have won the Worly Girl multiple times. sighhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[SouthSideRyan]

Proctor looks like a young Jim Edmonds.

[Derwood]

i thought that Springsteen song WAS tommy tutone

[TMan92]

Proctor looks like a young Jim Edmonds.

 

 

The game thread has gotten teh ghey

[Soul]

Orioles pitching. It's bomba-licious.

[NYF]

Ankel with another HR...

[weatherdood]

I hate Rick Ankiel

[Derwood]

Ankiel with another homer 3-2 pitt

 

Ankiel is like Rob Deer, Gorman Thomas and Dave Kingman, all rolled into one.

 

no love for cory snyder?

[Flames24Rulz]

Ankiel with another homer 3-2 pitt

 

Ankiel is like Rob Deer, Gorman Thomas and Dave Kingman, all rolled into one.

 

Only with more coke.

 

Did he really take coke? Because I'm having an argument about my friend on this issue where he's saying he didn't take coke and I'm saying he did.

[chuckywang]

Scott Proctor is an attractive man.

 

 

I talked to him earlier. He said he likes you.

 

No, it's not like that. It's just something you notice.

[Post Count Padder]

I hate Rick Ankiel

I'm gonna smash Rick Ankiel's face into a car windshield. Then I'm taking his mother, Dorothy Ankiel out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.

[Careless]

don't complain that much when it's the right call, matt.

[SouthSideRyan]

Carlos Pena 2 for 2 2 HRs, 4 Rs, 7 RBI.

 

Single handedly stopping my fantasy team from getting a good draft pick. Jerkoff.

 

Come on Matt, do better.

[Omar]

Bruce Froemming, CB Bucknor, Angel Hernandez, and Joe West. Baseball's worst umpires.

[weatherdood]

I hate Rick Ankiel

I'm gonna smash Rick Ankiel's face into a car windshield. Then I'm taking his mother, Dorothy Ankiel out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.

 

Beautiful!

[Soul]

Revelation was right, Rick Ankiel's name does add up to 666.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Joe West is the southern end of a northbound horse !!!