Who dies first?

[OleMissCub]

I know this is morbid, but I heard someone on the radio talking about it today and I think it's an interesting question.

 

My bet is on Lohan.

[JimSorgi]

Lohan

[E.J.]

Lohan is on her way to committing suicide at some point in the next couple of years.

[Wilmo]

Kinda funny you made this poll. My mom and I were talking the other day about how Lohan is one of those people, that you know it's just a matter of time till she is found dead. Drug overdose no doubt.

 

I really had no idea how old she was until I saw on a tabloid not long ago that she celebrated her 21st birthday. She's been in the news so long, I though she was like 30 or something. Okay, that might be a stretch, but I knew she had to be older than 21.

 

Girls got some miles on that body. :shock:

[imb]

Too close to call.

 

I'll go with Spears. Lohan's troubles seem too media-ready for me to take them seriously.

[Drew Doughty]

Spears by far. i think she's going to die within the next year.

 

then hilton, and then lohan shortly thereafter.

[E.J.]

Spears by far. i think she's going to die within the next year.

 

then hilton, and then lohan shortly thereafter.

 

Interesting. I actually think Hilton is the most sane out of the trio.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Spears -- with all the stupid crap them hos keep pulling, it'll happen to the one who has kids to make the stupidity somehow tragic and unfortunate

[OleMissCub]

Spears by far. i think she's going to die within the next year.

 

then hilton, and then lohan shortly thereafter.

 

Interesting. I actually think Hilton is the most sane out of the trio.

 

For some odd reason I think that as well.

 

We haven't heard much from her at all since she got released.

[cubbieblue12]

Spears by far. i think she's going to die within the next year.

 

then hilton, and then lohan shortly thereafter.

 

Interesting. I actually think Hilton is the most sane out of the trio.

 

For some odd reason I think that as well.

 

We haven't heard much from her at all since she got released.

 

Lindsay Lohan will be found dead of a drug overdose in some hotel within the next 5 years. Britney Spears will follow her by dying in some strange way. I think Paris Hilton is by far the most "normal" of the three, but every one of them is pretty far out there.

[USSoccer]

Lohan. Hilton is much more savvy than people give her credit for. Spears at least has he kids and a semi functioning family to fall back on.

 

Lohan's melting down before everyone's eyes, and has no family or anything to fall back on. Her career is going to end up like Robert Downey Jr's circa 1999 soon. With no real jobs coming in, no family, and what seems to be a pretty big substance abuse problem, I think it's only a matter of time.

[CyHawk_Cub]

I voted Lohan...in fact, she already looks like death warmed over to me...

[jersey cubs fan]

Tough call.

 

I echo the sentiment that Hilton is the dark horse. But she could die like a Kennedy or Diana at any time. She probably has the most self confidence, and is least likely to go on a drug binge, but her confidence could be her undoing.

 

Lohan has the most talent (she's a good actress - Spears is not a good singer), and those are often the people who go young. She could pull a Barrymore, however, and be America's sweetheart within 6 months. She could also pull a Tara Reid and settle comfortably into a series of cameos and less media presence.

 

Spears has more to live for, in theory, with the kids. But we saw how that worked for Anna Nicole. And she hasn't shown any actual caring for her children. She has no talent, and her career was built on her youth and body. Without either to fall back on now, I could easily see her drifting into depression fueled spiral that absolutely destroys her. She probably couldn't even get hired in porn right now. She always had a fallback option of taking $1 million to pose nude somewhere. But that's probably gone.

 

I think there are a lot more coke heads living on the edge and surviving than there are freaked out mothers shaving their heads and going absolutely insane.

 

Lindsey is a reckless child. Spears is an insane mother. I take Britney.

[rawaction]

Brit in a landslide.

 

Paris was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She's used to the media scrutiny and thrives on it.

 

Lindsay wasn't the same, but was a child actress. She has been groomed to handle the media.

 

Britney was a Mickey Mouse kid, but she got thrusted into the big-time really fast. The other 2 were more gradual. And as much stupid things as the other 2 have done, they can be viewed as things the typical rich, white-girl does (other than the sex tape). But Brit has run to Vegas and gotten married. She has married a badboy and got married, had 2 kids. Shown her hoo-ha in public. Shaved her head. Lohan's gonna always act. Casting directors like her, show she will get work. Paris always has her parents money to fall back on. Brit's life is based on her body and ability to sell sex. She's lost her innocence and has little talent. Her being a parent has just given the media another thing to harp on her about. It seems to be getting to her more than the other 2 also.

[jersey cubs fan]

hoo-ha

[USSoccer]

You guys are overlooking that while Britney easily has the potential to fall into a depression sprial of doom, Lohan is probably already there.

 

Basically I'm saying that the odds are better that Lohan ends up continuing and finishing her spiral before Brit begins hers.

[jersey cubs fan]

You guys are overlooking that while Britney easily has the potential to fall into a depression sprial of doom, Lohan is probably already there.

 

Basically I'm saying that the odds are better that Lohan ends up continuing and finishing her spiral before Brit begins hers.

 

Brit has already begun. Long ago.

 

Lohan is going through immature kid stage. I don't think its' a depression spiral of doom. Although it could easily end in doom.

[USSoccer]

You guys are overlooking that while Britney easily has the potential to fall into a depression sprial of doom, Lohan is probably already there.

 

Basically I'm saying that the odds are better that Lohan ends up continuing and finishing her spiral before Brit begins hers.

 

Brit has already begun. Long ago.

 

Lohan is going through immature kid stage. I don't think its' a depression spiral of doom. Although it could easily end in doom.

 

You don't think she's in the sprial of doom?

 

Her father and mother hate each other. Her father has spent most of her life in jail. She wrote that scary angst song about him screaming for him. she's probably an alcoholic. she's probably a cokehead. she's been called out by costars and executives, been in and out of rehab several times, and she's only 21!

 

She's got nothing to really fall back on. Studios are going to stay away from her for a long time. She's not Tara Reid, who's just a drunken ditz. She's got real issues.

[jersey cubs fan]

You guys are overlooking that while Britney easily has the potential to fall into a depression sprial of doom, Lohan is probably already there.

 

Basically I'm saying that the odds are better that Lohan ends up continuing and finishing her spiral before Brit begins hers.

 

Brit has already begun. Long ago.

 

Lohan is going through immature kid stage. I don't think its' a depression spiral of doom. Although it could easily end in doom.

 

You don't think she's in the sprial of doom?

 

Her father and mother hate each other. Her father has spent most of her life in jail. She wrote that scary angst song about him screaming for him. she's probably an alcoholic. she's probably a cokehead. she's been called out by costars and executives, been in and out of rehab several times, and she's only 21!

 

She's got nothing to really fall back on. Studios are going to stay away from her for a long time. She's not Tara Reid, who's just a drunken ditz. She's got real issues.

 

She's got talent to fall back on, which Spears does not. I really think it's more of a case of a young hollywood star going overboard. Drew Barrymore, Tara Reid, Robert Downey, Charlie Sheen and many others have all done it and pulled through. There's a long list who haven't, of course. But I think she's either going to die of an overdose in the next year or so, or be fine. I know quite a few people who could easily fall into the same category as her who are surviving.

 

Britney is probably going to battle a lifetime of nutsiness.

[SouthSideRyan]

What gooney said. Lindsay's just being an immature partier. Britney's losing her mind. A Spears suicide wouldn't shock me.

[Banedon]

Lohan seems to have less backup.

 

Britney's parents already pushed her into rehab once, and continue to try to be there for her (even if she doesn't want it)

 

We know Paris and her family are tight...that's where she gets her money from!

 

You don't hear nearly as much about Lohan's support system. I voted for Lohan.

[Brian]

None of them are going to age well if they get to 40 and above

[Brian]

You don't hear nearly as much about Lohan's support system. I voted for Lohan.

 

Her dad is/was also a cokehead

[Derwood]

Paris is a snob who has a lot of sex. Big deal.

 

Britney is a white trash single mom. They live to be 105 and bleed Medicaid and Social Security.

 

Lohan will die from a speedball within 6 months