Frequency of Married...Relations.

[Andy]

My situation dictates lack of activity during the week, but the weekends make it average out to about daily. It's the perfect distance.

:shock:

[Derwood]

"Married Relations" is a bit misleading

[CardsFanInChiTown]

I'm getting married and I mentioned to my fience I was looking forward to getting nookie every night and she made a face then said "Every night?".

 

 

Folks, the witting is on the wall.

[Derwood]

I'm sure every married man has had the "porn fight" with their wife (ie "why do you watch porn, shouldn't I be enough" fight).

 

My wife fails to grasp that, at least to me, it's less about hot chicks doing it, and more about chicks WANTING to do it. What a crazy concept...women who like sex and are willing to initiate it!

[CubmanPi]

I'm getting married and I mentioned to my fience I was looking forward to getting nookie every night and she made a face then said "Every night?".

 

 

Folks, the witting is on the wall.

A married friend of mine (a guy) said that he thinks 2-4 times a week is actually better than every night, just because that way there's a little more effort out of both involved... I guess it's sort of the mentality where it's still regarded as a treat, whereas any sustained stretch of every night will make it turn into more of a chore.

 

His words, not mine. I'm just throwing them out there.

[CubmanPi]

I'm sure every married man has had the "porn fight" with their wife (ie "why do you watch porn, shouldn't I be enough" fight).

 

My wife fails to grasp that, at least to me, it's less about hot chicks doing it, and more about chicks WANTING to do it. What a crazy concept...women who like sex and are willing to initiate it!

I had that fight with a recent girlfriend pretty regularly. That fight got a lot more interesting when I found out that part of her past included her and her ex doing webcam shows. Hypocrisy at its finest.

 

My current girlfriend reads trashy romance novels and understands the whole porn situation, and she is okay with it as long as I don't shove it in her face, and as long as her and I remain good and functional.

[Mizzou]

A third of the people said monthly or YEARLY? That's flat out ridiculous!

[OleMissCub]

A third of the people said monthly or YEARLY? That's flat out ridiculous!

 

Ya, I just don't understand why it stops. When I was living with the "female dog", it was a nightly thing. If we were to have gotten married, why would that have changed? I don't understand.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

And women wonder why strip clubs are so popular.....

[Balsa]

Good god how can it only be monthly? That's insanity. Edited July 3, 2007 by Balsa

[mhuber92211]

What the hell is wrong with women and their aversion to sex after marriage. It's not like we're asking you if we can pull one of your teeth out. We are offering you PLEASURE. If someone offered me my favorite food I'm not gonna be like "hell no!"

 

Errr... it most cases, 2 minutes doesn't count as pleasure. More like a tease. Then again, you wonder why it lasts only 2 minutes when it is once a month. I think that this is what people should use as the example of a catch-22.

[Tracer Bullet]

Anyone seen the episode of Scrubs when Turk asks Carla to marry him and Elliot says to her "now you only have to have sex when you really want to"?

 

Just sayin

[Derwood]

A third of the people said monthly or YEARLY? That's flat out ridiculous!

 

Ya, I just don't understand why it stops. When I was living with the "female dog", it was a nightly thing. If we were to have gotten married, why would that have changed? I don't understand.

 

honestly, i think some women really just don't like it that much (or are "trained" not to like it by their moms) and so only comply until they get the ring. These would be gold diggers, but there are a surprising number of women who are like this.

[bukie]

Not for about a year. But there are..."extenuating" circumstances...

[OleMissCub]

Ya know, a wife not putting out is still legally grounds for divorce.

[Amazing_Grace]

For those of you not married, I suggest you add "having sex at minimum once a week" into the vows.

 

Al Bundy disagrees.

 

 

 

Uh, no Peg. (sound of toilet flushing)

 

ROFL. I always loved the way that show juxtaposed the stereotypical male and female nuptual relationship, with Al nagging Peg about everything and Peg begging for sex.

[Guest]

Jelly bean jar.

[swordsman]

Jelly bean jar.

 

This has got to best the greatest non-sequitor ever.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Guest]

Jelly bean jar.

 

This has got to best the greatest non-sequitor ever.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

When I got engaged, a friend shared with me a story about the jelly bean jar. If you put a jelly bean in the jar every time you have sex with your to-be before you get married and then take one out for every time you have sex afterwards, you will never run out of jelly beans.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Jelly bean jar.

 

This has got to best the greatest non-sequitor ever.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

When I got engaged, a friend shared with me a story about the jelly bean jar. If you put a jelly bean in the jar every time you have sex with your to-be before you get married and then take one out for every time you have sex afterwards, you will never run out of jelly beans.

 

we dated for a year before we got married and have been married for 8. by my calculations, I'd still have about 340 jelly beans in that bad boy

[Guest]

Jelly bean jar.

 

This has got to best the greatest non-sequitor ever.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

When I got engaged, a friend shared with me a story about the jelly bean jar. If you put a jelly bean in the jar every time you have sex with your to-be before you get married and then take one out for every time you have sex afterwards, you will never run out of jelly beans.

 

we dated for a year before we got married and have been married for 8. by my calculations, I'd still have about 340 jelly beans in that bad boy

Give up now. :D

[jersey cubs fan]

Jelly bean jar.

 

This has got to best the greatest non-sequitor ever.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

When I got engaged, a friend shared with me a story about the jelly bean jar. If you put a jelly bean in the jar every time you have sex with your to-be before you get married and then take one out for every time you have sex afterwards, you will never run out of jelly beans.

 

we dated for a year before we got married and have been married for 8. by my calculations, I'd still have about 340 jelly beans in that bad boy

Give up now. :D

 

We dated for 10 years before getting married. I'm going to die with a monopoly on the jelly bean market.

[Banedon]

Jelly bean jar.

 

This has got to best the greatest non-sequitor ever.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about.

When I got engaged, a friend shared with me a story about the jelly bean jar. If you put a jelly bean in the jar every time you have sex with your to-be before you get married and then take one out for every time you have sex afterwards, you will never run out of jelly beans.

 

we dated for a year before we got married and have been married for 8. by my calculations, I'd still have about 340 jelly beans in that bad boy

 

"Dated" for 5 years, married for 3. I won't even begin to calculate it.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Give up now. :D

 

I might as well -- after the way today's been going, there's no way a bean's coming out this month

[AI]

I'm getting married and I mentioned to my fience I was looking forward to getting nookie every night and she made a face then said "Every night?".

 

 

Folks, the witting is on the wall.

A married friend of mine (a guy) said that he thinks 2-4 times a week is actually better than every night, just because that way there's a little more effort out of both involved... I guess it's sort of the mentality where it's still regarded as a treat, whereas any sustained stretch of every night will make it turn into more of a chore.

 

His words, not mine. I'm just throwing them out there.

Quoted for truth.

 

Oh, and for statistical purposes, married for 18 months, in the relationship for 6+ years.