The Soccer Thread

[Soul]

Lol

[wolf stansson]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[OleMissCub]

El oh el. From midfield

[wolf stansson]

YO I THOUGHT WE LOST OUR EDGE

I THOUGHT THE WORLD HAD CAUGHT UP AND WE'D NEVER DOMINATE AGAIN

I THOUGHT JILL ELLIS SUCKED

 

 

WHAAA HAPENNNN?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Roger Sterling smiles somewhere.

[OleMissCub]

They gonna pass out knives at halftime to the Japanese team. How many emerge from their clubhouse at halftime?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

They gonna pass out knives at halftime to the Japanese team. How many emerge from their clubhouse at halftime?

 

And will there be video?

[OleMissCub]

They gonna pass out knives at halftime to the Japanese team. How many emerge from their clubhouse at halftime?

 

And will there be video?

 

Please yes.

[Soul]

It's like half-court soccer

[wolf stansson]

THIS SCORE LINE GIVES ME PLENTY OF TIME TO FOCUS ON CREATING THE BEST JOKE INVOLVING SEPPUKU, THE JAPANESE PLAYER WHO'S LAST NAME IS OHNO, BULLET TRAINS, TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON TWO AND THE FAN THEY KEEP SHOWING WEARING A BALD EAGLE HEAD MASK.

[Derwood]

So 60 minutes of boredom now?

[wolf stansson]

@almadrigal: Hope Solo can already taste her celebratory 40oz. #WorldCup

 

HEH

[OleMissCub]

http://i.imgur.com/04R9SuH.png

[wolf stansson]

BRUH DO YOU SUBSCRIBE TO FEEDS FOR MULTIPLE, NATIONALLY-SPECIFIC RACIST COMICS OR IS THERE LIKE ONE FEED THAT HITS ALL THE COUNTRIES FOR YOU? ALSO DO YOU KNOW THAT HUMOR IS INTEGRAL TO MAKING SOMETHING A JOKE?

[Soul]

I don't know much but it seems like bead-chewing nervousness from US fans might a bit much right now

[OleMissCub]

BRUH DO YOU SUBSCRIBE TO FEEDS FOR MULTIPLE, NATIONALLY-SPECIFIC RACIST COMICS OR IS THERE LIKE ONE FEED THAT HITS ALL THE COUNTRIES FOR YOU? ALSO DO YOU KNOW THAT HUMOR IS INTEGRAL TO MAKING SOMETHING A JOKE?

 

ITS A SHOGUN TOTAL WAR JOKE, BRUH, BUT I WILL BURN IN HELL ANWAYS FOR MAKING JOKE ABOUT HOW THEY SPEAK ENGLISH, BRUH, YA FEEL ME, SO ITS ALL GOOD

[bukie]

I don't know much but it seems like bead-chewing nervousness from US fans might a bit much right now

In order to win, Japan would need to score 4 goals in regulation in a World cup final, which has only been done once in history. ..by the USWNT in this game.

[bukie]

Make that 5.

[wolf stansson]

Let us all take a moment of silent reflection to appreciate JP Dellacamera and remember that Gus Johnson was supposed to be calling this game before Twitter pushed him away from this wonderful sport.

[bukie]

Kudos to a largely open game start to finish, only thing that annoyed me was Japan diving in the box in the latter stages of the second half.

[Guest]

That was incredibly fun to watch.

[CubInOK]

Part of the fun of soccer is beer showers. Loved this WWC.

[shnsajax]

Was a fun game. Would have been nice to see Abby get a goal but oh well.

[Banedon]

Someone on twitter said they should have made Pia give the golden ball trophy to Carli...love it.

[wvcbxl]

Pirlo to NYC official.