5/24: Cubs (Maddux) @ Marlins (Moehler) - 12:05 p.m. CT- WGN

[Ding Dong Johnson]

What's the difference between Baker and Baylor?

 

120 lbs?

[badgercub]

 

What's the difference between Baker and Baylor?

 

One of them beat cancer?

 

Actually I think both of them have.

[Banedon]

 

What's the difference between Baker and Baylor?

 

One of them beat cancer?

 

Baker survived prostate cancer.

 

Baylor survived bone marrow cancer.

 

So I guess they survived different cancers...but that's still pretty similar.

[Fred Hornkohl]

BOTTOM OF THE FOURTH INNING

 

Cabrera walked

Borchard flied out to center field

Hermida flied out to left center field

Abercrombie struck out swinging

 

0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 0 men left on base

 

              1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9    R H E
CUBS          0 0 0 3              3 5 0 
Florida       1 0 0                1 3 0 

 

pitcher     IP  H  R ER BB  K HR PIT
Maddux     4.0  3  1  1  1  4  0  60 

[cheapseats]

 

What's the difference between Baker and Baylor?

 

One of them beat cancer?

 

Actually I think both of them have.

 

You're right. I didn't realize Baker had been diagnosed with prostrate cancer.

 

Up until now, I thought the only cancers he had to deal with were Farnsy and Sosa.

[CubinNY]

conspiracy alert: how is MLB getting the juiciest of juiced-up baseballs to the pitcher every time pujols comes up? in order to get rid of bonds' single-season HR record ASAP. i mean we all figured pujols for future HOF after his first few years, but wow, this. ok back to cubs-land.

 

You should post this in Rivials. It will drive the Cardinal fans stark raving mad. K-town will probably pee himself while typing.

 

With good reason, it's a friggin' ridiculous assertion.

 

Of course it is, but the way I see it, it will keep them busy for a while and I will get a laugh at how serious they will take it.

 

It's like cubbierich's ridiculous Pujols is a coward thread. Reading that is high commedy

 

We discourage trolling on this board, and what you described is pretty much the definition of it.

 

Appearently not too well becuase that thread hasn't been locked yet.

 

I have not posted in that thread to further along trolling. So I take offense to the idea that I am trolling.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Maddux doubled to left center field

[Balsa]

C'mon cubs lets keep the offense rolling and push this pitcher out of the game early.

[E.J.]

Maddux with a double to start the inning.

[Fred Hornkohl]

C'mon cubs lets keep the offense rolling and push this pitcher out of the game early.

 

That would be a refreshing change, no?

[Chocolate Milk]

Maddux now has a higher OPS than Neifi.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Pierre grounded out to second, 4-3, Maddux to third

[E.J.]

Pierre with his usual grounder to the 2b. Maddux to 3rd.

[soapy]

come on, ronny

[Fred Hornkohl]

Cedeno is driving in 18.5% of the runners on base when he bats. (12 of 65).

 

Go CUBS !!

[UMFan83]

And thats why Pierre hasn't had an RBI since the third game of the season

[Fred Hornkohl]

Cedeno struck out swinging

[badger1679666666]

Cedeno is worse of a k-machine than cpatt.

[beersoakedivy]

Pierre with his usual grounder to the 2b. Maddux to 3rd.

 

At least he moved the runner over

[cjbucks]

Cedeno struck out swinging

 

 

Beeyooteefull................... :twisted:

[Fred Hornkohl]

TOP OF THE FIFTH INNING

 

Maddux doubled to left center field

Pierre grounded out to second, 4-3, Maddux to third

Cedeno struck out swinging

Walker flied out to center field

 

0 runs, 1 hits, 0 errors, 1 men left on base

 

              1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9    R H E
CUBS          0 0 0 3 0            3 6 0 
Florida       1 0 0 0              1 3 0 

Edited May 24, 2006 by Fred Hornkohl

[goonys evil twin]

What's the difference between Baker and Baylor?

 

Baker was given a lot more talent, and lot more time to work with.

[Master Shake]

There's stil plenty of time for the Marlins to pull this one out!

 

Don't lose hope!

[Balsa]

Cedeno needs a day off.

[E.J.]

And the Cubs don't score after a lead-off double. I'm glad we give outs away all the time even though it's obvious we need as many as we can get.