Help Vance Heckle A.J.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Ok, I have a dugout box seat row B for June 30th when the Sox come to Wrigley. I figure with seats that close, the players should be able to hear me and I plan to heckle A.J. mercilessly. The few of you that have met me can attest that I can talk lots...as well as loudly and clearly.

 

Help me come up with ways to heckle A.J.

 

Post in this thread if you like. If too obscene, feel free to PM. Nothing is off-limits. If you know of his wife or girlfriend's name, all the better.

 

I have nearly 6 weeks to prepare and I intend to go at this with the same effort and intensity that I've approached the ASG voting, seeking autographs, and trying to get Monroe named a Cubs town.

 

It's on!

[Omar]

=D> =D> =D>

 

I cannot go, since I will not be in Chicago June 30th. But props! Have a good time as I'm watching half-way around the world!

[BigSlick]

Ok, I have a dugout box seat row B for June 30th when the Sox come to Wrigley. I figure with seats that close, the players should be able to hear me and I plan to heckle A.J. mercilessly. The few of you that have met me can attest that I can talk lots...as well as loudly and clearly.

 

Help me come up with ways to heckle A.J.

 

Post in this thread if you like. If too obscene, feel free to PM. Nothing is off-limits. If you know of his wife or girlfriend's name, all the better.

 

I have nearly 6 weeks to prepare and I intend to go at this with the same effort and intensity that I've approached the ASG voting, seeking autographs, and trying to get Monroe named a Cubs town.

 

It's on!

 

Will we be able to see you on TV?

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Ok, I have a dugout box seat row B for June 30th when the Sox come to Wrigley. I figure with seats that close, the players should be able to hear me and I plan to heckle A.J. mercilessly. The few of you that have met me can attest that I can talk lots...as well as loudly and clearly.

 

Help me come up with ways to heckle A.J.

 

Post in this thread if you like. If too obscene, feel free to PM. Nothing is off-limits. If you know of his wife or girlfriend's name, all the better.

 

I have nearly 6 weeks to prepare and I intend to go at this with the same effort and intensity that I've approached the ASG voting, seeking autographs, and trying to get Monroe named a Cubs town.

 

It's on!

 

Will we be able to see you on TV?

 

My goal is to piss him off so much, he'll come looking for me...so hopefully.

 

I'm in Dugout Box 25, row B...so if any of you are familiar with exact location, please advise.

Edited May 20, 2006 by vance_the_cubs_fan

[Banedon]

Ask him when AJ Bobblehead day is, so we can all punch our own little AJ's...

[Jon]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

[Jon]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you.

 

Looks like I should invest in a small plastic megaphone.

[Jon]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you.

 

Looks like I should invest in a small plastic megaphone.

Or you could just call up the league office and say you and your small child were traumatized by hearing AJP swear on the field. That'll get him suspended.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you.

 

Looks like I should invest in a small plastic megaphone.

Or you could just call up the league office and say you and your small child were traumatized by hearing AJP swear on the field. That'll get him suspended.

 

If I can incite him to throw something at me then he'll get suspended and I can file a lawsuit. My plan is better.

[Jon]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you.

 

Looks like I should invest in a small plastic megaphone.

Or you could just call up the league office and say you and your small child were traumatized by hearing AJP swear on the field. That'll get him suspended.

 

If I can incite him to throw something at me then he'll get suspended and I can file a lawsuit. My plan is better.

Good point. Those on deck circle donuts are pretty heavy. Not sure if you'd get folding chair money, though.

[Shavo]

"AJ, you suck!"

 

:? I'm not very good at this ... ok, heres one ...

 

"Barret gave your mom an even worse punch then he did you AJ ... only in the donkey punch variety!"

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

If you have a single digit seat, you'll probably be within 15-20 feet of the on-deck circle. If you have a triple digit seat, you'll be a little further away.

 

I have a single digit seat.

 

So how close to the catcher?

 

Will A.J be able to hear me when he's on defense or only while on deck?

You won't be that close to the catcher, but he'll certainly hear it while on deck. If you're loud enough, though, he might hear you.

 

Looks like I should invest in a small plastic megaphone.

Or you could just call up the league office and say you and your small child were traumatized by hearing AJP swear on the field. That'll get him suspended.

 

If I can incite him to throw something at me then he'll get suspended and I can file a lawsuit. My plan is better.

Good point. Those on deck circle donuts are pretty heavy. Not sure if you'd get folding chair money, though.

 

Yeah....I don't need a lot of money. :lol:

 

Ok, everyone...back to the ideas. Anyone know his wife's name?

[Butterscup1679666578]

His mother's name is Carol, his wife's name is Lisa, I believe.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

His mother's name is Carol, his wife's name is Lisa, I believe.

 

Thanks....I've got some of the best insult people in Cajun land working for me now.

[Butterscup1679666578]

His mother's name is Carol, his wife's name is Lisa, I believe.

 

Thanks....I've got some of the best insult people in Cajun land working for me now.

 

Let us know what you come up with, I'm really excited for this, haha.

[Wilmo]

"Hey AJ, Barrett thought AJ stood for Another Jab"... Okay maybe I'm not very good at this either.

[RynoRules]

AJ: Your fighting style is perfect for Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling

 

:club:

Edited May 21, 2006 by RynoRules

[Jehrico]

How about the obvious "how's the jaw?"

 

Make one of those signs that says:

 

I have

 

A sore

Jaw!

 

Or,

 

Another jack in the

Jaw,

Please!

[Jehrico]

AJ: Your fighting style is perfect for Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling

 

:club:

That'd be giving him too much credit...

[Andy]

If I were there I'd be yelling that he should've run to first after being punched in the face and maybe the ump would've given him first base in the confusion.

 

I'd settle for "Don't piss off Barrett, he won't pull his punch this time"

[loaferball]

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Here goes. How about: "Hey AJ, you fight like Neifi hits" -or - "Hey AJ, you fight like Dusty manages"

[Chris]

Longtime lurker, first time poster. Here goes. How about: "Hey AJ, you fight like Neifi hits" -or - "Hey AJ, you fight like Dusty manages"

 

Welcome!

[RonnieWooWooSanto]

Ok, I have a dugout box seat row B for June 30th when the Sox come to Wrigley. I figure with seats that close, the players should be able to hear me and I plan to heckle A.J. mercilessly. The few of you that have met me can attest that I can talk lots...as well as loudly and clearly.

 

Help me come up with ways to heckle A.J.

 

Post in this thread if you like. If too obscene, feel free to PM. Nothing is off-limits. If you know of his wife or girlfriend's name, all the better.

 

I have nearly 6 weeks to prepare and I intend to go at this with the same effort and intensity that I've approached the ASG voting, seeking autographs, and trying to get Monroe named a Cubs town.

 

 

It's on!

 

 

Well you could always do something with the photos of AJ and his flirtations while on the road in Baltimore last year. His wife was home pregnant at time of this road trip. You even get a nice pic of Ozzie's son in one of the pictures. You could make T shirts and poster boards. You just need a catchy one liner included.

 

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Niner74/AJPierzynski3.jpg

 

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Niner74/AJPierzynski2.jpg

 

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/Niner74/AJPierzynski1.jpg

Edited May 21, 2006 by RonnieWooWooSanto