This is not that hard, Piniella. Find some garbage down in AAA, give him a roster spot. Anytime the game is not within five runs, throw him out there. Abuse him arm in this manner until it falls off, then replace him with another garbage AAA guy. It's called "mop-up duty," and it's been around longer than you have. He can bring it. I wish I was in front of him right now. Oooh, big scary Italian guy doesn't want to be called a liar and likes to scream? Well, don't lie then, jerkwad. Lous a Hall of Fame manager you better not question him, or he may snap at you like he did the reporter for questioning him the other day.