I have to relay a story I heard from a good friend of mine from St. Louis (yes, he's a Cards fan). A few years ago, he and some of his buddies were down on the Landing in St. Louis. They were at a bar and Chris Widger and Steve Kline walked up to the bar where my buddy and his friends were standing. They struck up a conversation and it turned into them swapping stories and jokes. Chris Widger says, "If you like that, you'll love this. What do you call a gay hotdog?" My buddy has no idea. Then totally stone faced, Widger says "Jim Edmonds".