I really, really wish the Cubs would give Pie some consistent playing time. But if they flat-out won't do it, I'd be more than fine with that line against right-handers. That's assuming he only plays against right-handers, of course. I suppose that a strict CF platoon of Edmonds and Johnson could possibly, maybe produce an .800 OPS. I could live with that. Again, I'm grasping at straws to look for positives here.