Rick Astley himself has probably said that on many, many mornings. In all seriousness, what is the origin of this "Rick Roll" fad? As is the case with most internet fads, it started at 4chan.com. Don't go there, it's a scummy place. I think Rick Roll should be replaced (or at least augmented) by this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JZIt9-Rih3o
Did Lou ever play him there last year? I agree that this would help keep the lineup solid as it's also easier to find a decent hitting second baseman. Looks like he played eight innings at short last year. I think he came up as a shortstop, and he'd played a handful of games there in recent years before coming to the Cubs.
Caveman responses aside, I think getting Roberts would help the offense, but we'd really benefit if Lou would move DeRosa to short. I know he's not a natural fit there, but neither was Theriot. And DeRosa can actually, like, play good and stuff.
Leave it to the guy with the caveman avatar to talk about speediness and lineup balance. Interesting first post. Yeah, it wasn't that great. Second post isn't much better.