Your sarcasm knows no bounds... But your sarcasm is correct. EhDubya... if those Griffey cards are in pristine condition, you should get them graded, not autographed. If the centering, edges, quality of them are top notch, if you get them graded and they come back a 10, guess what... they aren't worth $60 or $70 anymore, they're worth $1,000. and the chance of them being graded a 10 are miniscule. plus it costs $ to have them graded. completely wrong. get that card signed and authenticated by psa and it's worth more than what you said a 9.5 (which he also probably won't get) is worth.