Jake Fox at C, ha. F it. Let's go with the contrarian strategy. Most teams have come around on D, maybe we can buck the trend and butcher it up with cheap mashers trying to hold on while hilariously overmatched on D. Would be entertaining on all counts. Hoff in OF! Fox at 1B/C/OF! Soriano at 2B! Russell Branyan! While we're at it just bring up Flaherty for SS/3B...haha ok I'm kidding but to some extent, it may be the direction we're going right now. Works for the Brewers, at least lately.