Rumor (from poster who claimed to talk to Len): Zito a Cub?

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Well, guys I'm going to bed. This has been fun. Comedy comes from unforseen places sometimes.

[Andy]

The past 2 nights couldn't have been more amusing

I agree...reason enough to keep M4D around and change his handle to Fredo Corleone.

[Andy]

We just traded Dusty Baker to LA for Jennifer Aniston. So says my source on ESPN Radio China.

 

Can she play CF?

 

Nah, she plays the role of Anna Benson. Except she's allowed in the clubhouse all the time. Keep morale up for Murton and Cedeno as Neifi and Mabry start in place of them.

Except Brad Pitt already cheated on her so she is going to sleep with all the Cubs.

 

This may alter their focus.

[WrigleyField 22]

so...does zito become the #3 in the rotation or what? ahead of wood? throw him in the middle since he's a lefty? thoughts?

Are you assuming that Zito is really a Cub?

 

I think it was a joke.

 

Which I don't get, because who would joke around with something like that!

[peoriachiefs]

so...does zito become the #3 in the rotation or what? ahead of wood? throw him in the middle since he's a lefty? thoughts?

Are you assuming that Zito is really a Cub?

 

i think thats what we call scarcasm

[E.J.]

We just traded Dusty Baker to LA for Jennifer Aniston. So says my source on ESPN Radio China.

 

Can she play CF?

 

Nah, she plays the role of Anna Benson. Except she's allowed in the clubhouse all the time. Keep morale up for Murton and Cedeno as Neifi and Mabry start in place of them.

 

Does she go into the stands as well? I would definitely sign up for season tickets if that were the case.

[abuck1220]

so...does zito become the #3 in the rotation or what? ahead of wood? throw him in the middle since he's a lefty? thoughts?

Are you assuming that Zito is really a Cub?

 

let's just say that i ordered my #75 zito cubs jersey off mlb's website.

[Drew Doughty]

We just traded Dusty Baker to LA for Jennifer Aniston. So says my source on ESPN Radio China.

 

Can she play CF?

 

Nah, she plays the role of Anna Benson. Except she's allowed in the clubhouse all the time. Keep morale up for Murton and Cedeno as Neifi and Mabry start in place of them.

Except Brad Pitt already cheated on her so she is going to sleep with all the Cubs.

 

This may alter their focus.

 

Definitely. They play as fast as possible. They get to everything so they can make outs and end innings faster. To avoid extra innings they hit walk off and game winning homers every night.

[E.J.]

I wonder what people are going to think when they wake up tommorow and read this thread?? :D

[SeldomSeen]

So, sleep or bloodletting? That is the question. I'm going to have to call it a night, I guess.

It's really disappointing, too, because when have the Aussies ever let us down?

[USSoccer]

so that's that, then. Another goof wastes Tim's bandwidth, and we get entertained for an hour or so...

[WrigleyField 22]

If you guys want some more laughs, go read the actual post on cubs.com from that "australian" guy. He used reasoning as to why he heard it before us because over there they are "further ahead timewise".

[USSoccer]

If you guys want some more laughs, go read the actual post on cubs.com from that "australian" guy. He used reasoning as to why he heard it before us because over there they are "further ahead timewise".

 

so Australians know the outcome of things here before they happen?

 

That's awesome.

[Chris]

I wonder what people are going to think when they wake up tommorow and read this thread?? :D

 

Hopefully they'll consider the source and not bother opening the thread.

[Andy]

If you guys want some more laughs, go read the actual post on cubs.com from that "australian" guy. He used reasoning as to why he heard it before us because over there they are "further ahead timewise".

Ross: It's actually 6:00 tomorrow night our time.

Chandler: Ok, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen, though, because I like to be surprised.

[Modzilla]

Modzilla wins most fitting avatar ever.

 

I like it too.

 

Oh, and the deed is done. Thank you for tonight's entertainment.

[USSoccer]

Modzilla wins most fitting avatar ever.

 

I like it too.

 

Oh, and the deed is done. Thank you for tonight's entertainment.

 

Ah, the letdown after the hanging...now what do we do? Witch hunt?

[adamb0719]

Just to play devils advocate, if Zito does get traded to the Cubs, does M4D get a pardon, or does his crafty switching of sources midthread trump anything that happens from here on out.

[Chris]

hilarious

[SeldomSeen]

Modzilla wins most fitting avatar ever.

 

 

 

Oh, and the deed is done.

Thanks for not keeping us up too late.:D

[WrigleyField 22]

Modzilla wins most fitting avatar ever.

 

I like it too.

 

Oh, and the deed is done. Thank you for tonight's entertainment.

 

Ah, the letdown after the hanging...now what do we do? Witch hunt?

 

Yea!

I accuse all the Cards fans of witchcraft!

[Andy]

Just to play devils advocate, if Zito does get traded to the Cubs, does M4D get a pardon, or does his crafty switching of sources midthread trump anything that happens from here on out.

I'd grant M4D a pardon if we got Zito, even though it's highly likely that trade would have nothing to do with the sources he reported.

[Tim]

Just to play devils advocate, if Zito does get traded to the Cubs, does M4D get a pardon, or does his crafty switching of sources midthread trump anything that happens from here on out.

He'll get a pardon and an apology if that happens.

[USSoccer]

Just to play devils advocate, if Zito does get traded to the Cubs, does M4D get a pardon, or does his crafty switching of sources midthread trump anything that happens from here on out.

 

It's like this-if he wasn't a troll then he recieved an hororable Christian banning. If he was a troll, after we banned him, he would have used his troll powers to save himself, subsequently resulting in his banning.

 

That Simpsons reference didn't exactly fit this scenario, but whatever.

[Tim]

BTW - I'd also grant him a pardon if Len logs into his account and admits he misled poor m4d through IM.