Batman vs Spiderman

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Alright. Here it goes. Which superhero is the baddest badass around?

 

Look here for a previous discussion.

 

This poll will decide it. The results here will answer the ages long debate. (Everyone knows you can't argue with poll results)

 

So state your case, but most importantly, vote!

 

Batman

http://www.cameron-stewart.com/blog/batman.jpg

 

or

 

Spiderman

http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/md/spiderman.jpg[/url]

[wekse]

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/l/jlj216/batman-logo.jpg

[wekse]

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/people/spiderman%20copy_a.jpg

[barrettismyidol]

I'm going with Batman on this one.

[Andy]

Spider-Man. His movies are better in addition to the reasons I gave in the discussion thread... :wink:

[CardsFanInChiTown]

Spider-Man is a freaking emo wuss.

 

nuff said,

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Spiderman because everytime I read the thread title, I read "Bartman," not "Batman." :evil:

[Marco4]

Are we just going for our favourite here, or which one we think is cooler, or who would win in a fight, or who would be most useful for designing a dinner service... or [trails off]

 

Let me know, and then my vote can count. As a Super Cartoon Villain, its got to be important. Right?

[CubinNY]

Spiderman in a romp.

 

The guy has superpowers. Batman has a crappy utility belt and some gadgets. Even if Batman had his slave boy gay lover with him (Robin) Spidy would wipe the floor with the ambiguously gay duo.

[rawaction]

The TV version of Batman was a homosexual (with Robin).

[CuseCubFan69]

The TV version of Batman was a homosexual (with Robin).

 

I don't know about that but I've always thought of superheros as uniqs (sp-no sexual organs).

[goonys evil twin]

Mr. Mom would kick Tobey's butt.

[Careless]

The TV version of Batman was a homosexual (with Robin).

 

I don't know about that but I've always thought of superheros as uniqs (sp-no sexual organs).

Eunuch.

Well, that's a male who's had his surgically removed... Maybe that's really what gives them their powers.

[CuseCubFan69]

The TV version of Batman was a homosexual (with Robin).

 

I don't know about that but I've always thought of superheros as uniqs (sp-no sexual organs).

Eunuch.

Well, that's a male who's had his surgically removed... Maybe that's really what gives them their powers.

 

Thanks. Maybe that's why Micheal Jackson is in a Spiderman suit.

[TB_11]

Batman has no powers, but is the bigger badass.

 

Going off the movies, Batman has gotten Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfiffer, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, and whatever girl he was with in the other movie I haven't seen. Spiderman got Kirsten Dunst.

 

Kim Basinger + Michelle Pfiffer + Katie Holmes + Nicole Kidman + one other > Kirsten Dunst.

[CubinNY]

Batman has no powers, but is the bigger badass.

 

Going off the movies, Batman has gotten Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfiffer, Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman, and whatever girl he was with in the other movie I haven't seen. Spiderman got Kirsten Dunst.

 

Kim Basinger + Michelle Pfiffer + Katie Holmes + Nicole Kidman + one other > Kirsten Dunst.

 

It is all a facade. They are trophy tail. He takes them out, takes them home, and goes home to Mr. Slave like Mr. Garrison.

 

Batman is into leather and masochism.

 

Spidy kicks his but.

[YearofDaCubs]

I voted for Spiderman but my all-time favorite is Wolverine.

[Flames24Rulz]

I voted for Spiderman but my all-time favorite is Wolverine.

 

Wolverine is a close 2nd behind Spidey for me. Spidey's the man.

[Guest]

How is this even close? Batman would wail on little arachnid boy. Invertebrates suck.

[CubinNY]

How is this even close? Batman would wail on little arachnid boy. Invertebrates suck.

 

Not even if he brought bat girl with him could he take spidy.

[TruffleShuffle]

Batman, because Kirsten Dunst really isn't very attractive at all.

[Andy]

Batman, because Kirsten Dunst really isn't very attractive at all.

She's actually very attractive when she plays Mary Jane, but for some reason she looks like a 13-year-old in most of her other movies. Maybe she should go redhead full-time.

[Careless]

How is this even close? Batman would wail on little arachnid boy. Invertebrates suck.

Don't mess with arthropods. they have the biomass.