Rosenthal mentions Dunn as possibility for Cubs

[Knightlife_in_Lubbock]

 

He will see a Sh*T ton of strikes.

 

I don't think trying to get around the word censor like this is something that Tim or the mods appreciate.

 

Tim had previously asked people to avoid such attempts in a post some time ago, but I think its be more prevalent recently.

 

Just a friendly suggestion.

 

Thank you Mr. Rogers.

 

Hey, its a slippery slope. Recently, I've noticed this habit more and more. I'm not threatening anyone (as I have no power to do so), and I don't know whether he was aware of that policy. Thus, my post was a simply caution before the mods got to it. Though not a mod, as a responsible member of this community, I make no apologies for bringing a board policy to the forefront when necessary.

 

I know what you are saying. But I would like to point out the amount of this type of behavior seems to happen more in game threads and some of it isn't even #%^$ up.

[CubfaninCA]

Pscyological thing!!! (note i think I am notorious for these types of things)

 

Dunn drinks alot I think, from rural area bad team, he likes to relieve stress with drinks, he gained some weight.

 

That said, if he comes to the cubs he will prolly feel he is the difference maker. And go down in history of the man who made the cubs win the WS.

 

Lemme tell you, Dunn would improve this lineup drastically.

 

Also another thing to consider, you get dunn and do this lineup

 

Walker

Dunn

Lee

Ramirez

Burnitz

Barrett

Patterson

Cedeno

 

 

He will see a Sh*T ton of strikes.

 

Problem with cincy is dunn has real proven smasher behind him so they throw him junk and hope to get lucky.

 

Put him before lee, he will see pitches.

 

There's no way Baker will have Dunn batting 2nd.

[Chocolate Milk]

"Adam Dunn was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"One time I was with Dunn in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Dunn goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Adam Dunn! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'AdamDunn' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"He sweats Gatorade"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Dunn ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Dunn took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Dunn takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Dunn yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

 

This post if for humor purposes only.

[Elrhino]

There's an article in today's LAT that DePodesta has set his sights on aquiring Dunn.

[CubfaninCA]

There's an article in today's LAT that DePodesta has set his sights on aquiring Dunn.

 

Is he offering Choi? :)

[cheapseats]

There's no way Baker will have Dunn batting 2nd.

 

Baker would hit Dunn 8th to protect Hollandsworth.

[J.R.]

Can you imagine selling that trade to the fans in Cincinatti? Trading your most valuable commodity to a divisional foe for two less-than-exciting pitchers and a middle reliever?

 

It's fireworks night, and there are barely 15,000 in the stands on a nice holiday weekend evening. The Reds aren't selling anything at this point - I think they'll be dealing shortly.

 

""Did I ever tell you about the time Dunn took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Dunn takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Dunn yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

My favorite.

[biittner77]

"Adam Dunn was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"One time I was with Dunn in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Dunn goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Adam Dunn! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'AdamDunn' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"He sweats Gatorade"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Dunn ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Dunn took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Dunn takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Dunn yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

 

This post if for humor purposes only.

 

Sounds like Baron Munchausen (?)

[Neuby]

"Adam Dunn was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"One time I was with Dunn in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Dunn goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Adam Dunn! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'AdamDunn' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"He sweats Gatorade"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Dunn ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Dunn took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Dunn takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Dunn yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

 

This post if for humor purposes only.

 

They use Adam Dunns forskin as a tarp at Yankee Stadium when it rains.

 

ADam Dunn once had sex with a cigerette machine.

 

One time Adam Dunn ate an entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper inside.

[somechick]

"Adam Dunn was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"One time I was with Dunn in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Dunn goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Adam Dunn! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'AdamDunn' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"He sweats Gatorade"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Dunn ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time Dunn took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Dunn takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Dunn yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

ADAM DUNN!

 

 

This post if for humor purposes only.

 

They use Adam Dunns forskin as a tarp at Yankee Stadium when it rains.

 

ADam Dunn once had sex with a cigerette machine.

 

One time Adam Dunn ate an entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper inside.

 

 

Um, eeeewwwwww.

[biittner77]

When Adam Dunn signed the Declaration of Independence he didn't sign his name extra big. He just wrote it normal size for him because he's 13 feet tall.

 

 

Or is that John Hancock?