Julianna strikes again

[WrigleyField 22]

Now we DEFINITELY know who the bad guy was.

 

(It's the guy that drives someone to have sex with a pastor)

Most stories truely only have multiple bad guys.

[Sammy Sofa]

Now we DEFINITELY know who the bad guy was.

 

(It's the guy that drives someone to have sex with a pastor)

Most stories truely only have multiple bad guys.

 

It was mostly a joke about Zobrist being such a churchy dork in the sack that his wife found the also terrible option of horsefeathering a pastor to be an upgrade.

 

But also when it comes to a relationship falling apart, I don't think someone ending up with someone else is the "bad guy." Unless they're gonna go all Double Indemnity on the other person.

Edited June 21, 2021 by Sammy Sofa

[Brian]

She had sex with their pastor.

Link

 

Well. That's not ideal.

 

Apparently the minister might have also been defrauding Zobrist's charity.

 

and acted as a marriage counselor for them while the affair was going on

[NOLA]

The last time I ever attended a church service was at that church with an ex and her family. They're uh, kinda kooky there. Like, more so than the usual Christian people. Very white priveleged, holier than thou types.

[javy knows my name]

That's the trashiest rich people thing I've heard of since Donald Trump

[Andy]

The last time I ever attended a church service was at that church with an ex and her family. They're uh, kinda kooky there. Like, more so than the usual Christian people. Very white priveleged, holier than thou types.

Any time I see a church with "Community" or "Bible" in the name, I just assume bad things. Pair them together and oh boy I guess you get some horsefeathers

[Old Style]

She had sex with their pastor.

Link

 

Well. That's not ideal.

 

Apparently the minister might have also been defrauding Zobrist's charity.

That's all kinds of fucked up. Wow.

[Backtobanks]

The pastor wrote a book: "What every man wishes his father had told him"

[TMan92]

The pastor wrote a book: "What every man wishes his father had told him"

 

Hypocritical twats.

[We Got The Whole 9]

Come out of retirement, Ben. We need you.

 

This story is so fucked up. I can't even imagine being in his shoes.

[Omar]

"Zobrist repeatedly sought counseling from Yawn in the years that followed, including when he was experiencing anxiety and depression in 2016, the lawsuit said. Yawn also officiated the public dedication of their three infant children."

 

imagine going to someone for the advice of counsel and the [expletive] fucks your wife, increasing your problems, anxiety, depression.

[CubinNY]

I feel bad for his children. It's unfortunate that this has to be played out in public.

[jersey cubs fan]

I feel bad for his children. It's unfortunate that this has to be played out in public.

first rule of horsefeathers your pastor club is don't talk about horsefeathering your pastor.

[Omar]

¿ How long until the Pastor claims "God told me to sleep with Julianna"

[Post Count Padder]

Yeah I regret posting that. Removed. Edited June 24, 2021 by Post Count Padder

[NOLA]

This all sounds like a soapy Netflix mini series. What wild horsefeathers. Sex with the pastor who's counseling your marriage while he's also married and defrauding you and his last name is literally Yawn? The sex with Ben was so boring a step up was a guy named Yawn.

 

So who plays all the people in the inevitable show?

Not trying to call you out but that’s harsh, man. That is a godawful situation. I can’t imagine going through that horsefeathers while in the public eye, with kids no less.

[Post Count Padder]

Yeahhhh that wasn't one of my better moments. Situation sucks.

[jersey cubs fan]

Yeah I regret posting that. Removed.

Well to answer your question it should be an HBO show with the cast of Righteous Gemstones sitting right there.

 

Tim Baltz is perfect for the lead.

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, this horsefeathers would be a hilarious TV show/trashy doc. A bunch of rich churchy goobers horsefeathering up like this? Delicious.

[javy knows my name]

This all sounds like a soapy Netflix mini series. What wild horsefeathers. Sex with the pastor who's counseling your marriage while he's also married and defrauding you and his last name is literally Yawn? The sex with Ben was so boring a step up was a guy named Yawn.

 

So who plays all the people in the inevitable show?

Not trying to call you out but that’s harsh, man. That is a godawful situation. I can’t imagine going through that horsefeathers while in the public eye, with kids no less.

 

I enjoyed it

[UMFan83]

This all sounds like a soapy Netflix mini series. What wild horsefeathers. Sex with the pastor who's counseling your marriage while he's also married and defrauding you and his last name is literally Yawn? The sex with Ben was so boring a step up was a guy named Yawn.

 

So who plays all the people in the inevitable show?

Not trying to call you out but that’s harsh, man. That is a godawful situation. I can’t imagine going through that horsefeathers while in the public eye, with kids no less.

 

Yes it sucks and I feel bad for Ben, but what PCP said is 100% true. It doesn't make Ben's situation worse or show a lack of empathy by pointing that out.

[NOLA]

This all sounds like a soapy Netflix mini series. What wild horsefeathers. Sex with the pastor who's counseling your marriage while he's also married and defrauding you and his last name is literally Yawn? The sex with Ben was so boring a step up was a guy named Yawn.

 

So who plays all the people in the inevitable show?

Not trying to call you out but that’s harsh, man. That is a godawful situation. I can’t imagine going through that horsefeathers while in the public eye, with kids no less.

 

Yes it sucks and I feel bad for Ben, but what PCP said is 100% true. It doesn't make Ben's situation worse or show a lack of empathy by pointing that out.

Yeah, I do feel a lot of sympathy for him, but at the same time I rag on someone like Johnny Depp spiraling into a self absorbed abyss, so what do I know? Ben just seems like a doe eyed naive good guy that got blasted in front of the world, and it’s a bummer.

[17 Seconds]

zobrist almost certainly has some views

[Andy]

zobrist almost certainly has some views

If so, he's at least had enough self-awareness to keep them to himself.

[Post Count Padder]

Yeah I can be a little trigger happy on making jokes about people's misfortunes (you have to laugh, right?). It's a bad situation and hope the kids are ok and it can be settled relatively painlessly. But at the same time, cmon, that story is insane.