9/11/19 - CLERBSH (Hamels) @ A Whale's Vagina (Paddack) - 9:10 PM CDT - ABC 7/ESPN

[Sammy Sofa]

Welp, this somehow ended up back at me again.

 

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Here's what it looked like when the Padres welcomed the Cubs into town after they got in loaded up on the Ricketts' jalopy like the fuckin' Beverly Hillbillies:

 

 

And get a load of this terrible lineup Joe is trotting out like the season is already finished:

 

 

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Enjoy this one, you weirdos staying up for this. I'M GOING TO BED.

 

[Derwood]

I'd be lucky to make it through 3 innings before collapsing from exhaustion/sadness

[Sammy Sofa]

Hot damn, if they win tonight I'll be the only horsefeathers with double digit game thread wins.

[PackLandVA]

The CLERBSH will I'd be lucky to make it through 3 innings before collapsing from exhaustion/sadness

 

FIFY

[The_Achiever]

Man, facing Paddock tonight too?

 

Last night was a real back breaker.

[PackLandVA]

Someone Tony Kemp has 9 hits as a Cub.

[Schwarber Fan]

Brewers won so if we lose bye bye playoff spot.

[Cubswin11]

Paddack is probably on a pitch count so just try and have him out by the 6th

[Cubswin11]

Hamels is horsefeathering broken, everything is up. He can’t locate anything down since he’s been back.

[soccer10k]

Brewers won so if we lose bye bye playoff spot.

 

I wasn’t aware the season ended today.

[Schwarber Fan]

This team sucks. Just a general lack of situational hitting game after game.

[soccer10k]

Probably should have just sent Rizzo on KB’s flyout.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Stranding a leadoff triple is next level. Way to go Cubs:

[soccer10k]

Nice horsefeathering throw, Hamels. Just eat that one and keep the guy on first you dope.

[Andy]

6 outs away from the chance to potentially squander another STL loss

[CubInOK]

[itisallpartoftheplan]

1060 ft worth of outs from Schwarber Castellanos and Rizzo at a combined 299 mph

[Schwarber Fan]

1060 ft worth of outs from Schwarber Castellanos and Rizzo at a combined 299 mph

 

Feels like we’ve gotten so few breaks all season long.

[Cubswin11]

Jesus Christ Joe, why is Hamels hitting there??? He’s pitching like horsefeathers, he’s at 80 pitches and has third time through due up.

[TMan92]

Arenado with an error on a sure double play.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

6 outs away from the chance to potentially squander another STL loss

 

Don’t worry the Rox gold glove 3rd baseman is trying to loss it in the 9th

[TMan92]

Jesus Christ Joe, why is Hamels hitting there??? He’s pitching like horsefeathers, he’s at 80 pitches and has third time through due up.

 

Yep. And then that happens

[Schwarber Fan]

So much underachieving by a very talented team. That’s how this season will be remembered.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Jesus Christ Joe, why is Hamels hitting there??? He’s pitching like horsefeathers, he’s at 80 pitches and has third time through due up.

 

So he could swing at a 2-0 pitch out of the zone then give up a solo shot on the first pitch of the bottom half of the inning?

[TMan92]

Maddon is a horsefeathering moron.