August 23 - (again, offensively challenged)Cubs, starting Big Jon v gNats, starting a guy named Annabelle - 1:20P on ABC

[PackLandVA]

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Well that was nice!!

 

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Home cobs win with dongsmiths or pitching savants! Just whatever the day orders.

 

For this game, the home cobs send this guy out to the mound:

 

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Hey you gorgeous ba$tard! The home cobs won again! How many in a row is that?

 

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Right you are!!

 

And who do the gNats have going against you?

 

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Well, it's some guy with a girl's name. This Anibal Sanchez character.

 

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That's right again Jonny!

 

And what do you think they'll be saying after the game??

 

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So if the home cobs decide to hit in this game, we'd really like to see some of this:

 

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But if the bats aren't alive, we expect to see a lot of this:

 

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Regardless, at the end of the game, home cobs and Big Jon will be doing this:

 

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Just win you hitless wonders!

Edited August 23, 2019 by PackLandVA

[PackLandVA]

You're pretty good at this

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, based on some of those pics, and his doppelganger that works in my office, Lester is gonna get so horsefeathering fat as soon as he retires.

[TMan92]

You're pretty good at this

 

Only 12 more for the prophecy to be fulfilled!

[Derwood]

Are they going to be able to squeeze this in tonight?

 

#datefail

[PackLandVA]

[champaignchris]

Are they going to be able to squeeze this in tonight?

 

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[itisallpartoftheplan]

Be nice to win Friday and Saturday, don’t like that Strasburg vs Hamels matchup.

[Brian]

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[Sammy Sofa]

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This thread is a journey involving Holland himself:

 

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[Brian]

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That's really too bad.

[NOLA]

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That's really too bad.

I feel like whenever these things happen the teams flying in end up dominating the next day.

[Brian]

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[Brian]

They could spring for players weekend shoes for Clark, but still no pants

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

Gotta let that thang hang.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

One is a 400 and the other is a 368. Must be missing some toes on that foot.

[Brian]

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[badger]

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Bryzzo have literally the most boring nicknames. I mean I get it with KB because he's vanilla and boring AF but you'd think Rizz would come up with something better.

[BigSlick]

What’s the meaning behind the “Chieng” nickname? That’s Kemp I’m assuming?

 

Edit: oh that’s his wife’s maiden name? That’s weird

[Andy]

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Bryzzo have literally the most boring nicknames. I mean I get it with KB because he's vanilla and boring AF but you'd think Rizz would come up with something better.

No one on our team has a cool nickname except El Mago, and really, when you have El Mago, I can understand the rest of the team not even bothering to try.

[wekse]

I'd bet Lester calls Rizzo "[expletive]" at least some of the time.

[BigSlick]

jesus christ is there a single god damn game the cubs dont give up a solo dong in the first inning?

 

yesterday doesn't count, of course

[Irrelevant Dude]

It's cool to put nicknames on the jerseys and then make it so they are impossible to see.

[Sammy Sofa]

Big Dork Jon.

[weis21]

Any chance any of you have the link to the "MLB Reddit" that has live feeds of games? I forgot and I'm in the stupid WAS blackout territory