8/4 Cobs (Darvish) vs Brewers (Houser) 1:20 WGN

[Andy]

The Home Cubs cannot be stopped.

 

 

Today they'll ride the Yu Darvish train.

 

 

After today the Brewers can feel free to make like a tree and get outta here.

 

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I've been to the future, and I'm not going to spoil it, but it's very important to the space-time continuum that the Home Cubs complete this sweep.

 

[Brian]

Unless something really dumb happens in the 9th inning out in Oakland, home Cubs will be in 1st by 1/2 game at the start of play

[d_money]

Bryant is due for a day off.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Bryant is due for a day off.

 

Got your wish

 

[d_money]

Bryant is due for a day off.

 

Got your wish

 

You could see it coming a mile away. Struggling at the plate, Sunday day game.

[Cubswin11]

God damn it. One day we’ll abandon the strategy of just letting guys keep playing through things and not do anything until it becomes worse/doesn’t go away for a week to 10 days. And just properly use the 10 day IL, one day.

 

[We Got The Whole 9]

Good lord I dont know who creates those cretins in some of these Twitter threads.

[NotSoSober]

I'm too lazy to search myself so I'll ask you kind folks. whats the word on Willy?

[Derwood]

I'm too lazy to search myself so I'll ask you kind folks. whats the word on Willy?

 

Dead

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm too lazy to search myself so I'll ask you kind folks. whats the word on Willy?

 

[NotSoSober]

Well thanks for nothing you heartless bastards

[Brian]

he's getting an MRI tomorrow, only official word so far is he's on the IL with a hamstring strain

[Schwarber Fan]

You can tell Darvish isn’t sharp today. Long at-bats now this.

[Edith Cox]

Might want to try more 98 and less 88 to the MVP

[itisallpartoftheplan]

HeyRide!!

[Schwarber Fan]

Hey Ride!

[NotSoSober]

OK, fine. Maybe he is actually fixed

[Edith Cox]

Its amazing we've got this good version of Heyward and aren't running away with the division

[Andy]

Heyward: Let's see if you bastards can do 90.

 

[Brian]

He's 1 dong from his 2nd most in a season

[NotSoSober]

I'm not sure why but i really horsefeathering hate Ron Darlings voice. It's up there with Jeff Brantley

[Edith Cox]

5th walk for Schwarber in his last 8 PA

[Edith Cox]

Gross AB from Vic when we need him to step it up

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Jesus Rizzo

[Tryptamine]

Holy hell Rizzo is slow, I mean like Pujols level slow.