3/30/19 CUBS (Yuuuuuuu've got what I neeeeeed) @ TexASS Rangers (*checks notes* EDINSON VOLQUEZ?!?) - 7:05 CST - NBCSCH

[Andy]

This feels like 2008 or 2016 where just every single guy is grinding out every single AB

Sadly, the Cubs pitchers are also making every at bat feel like a grind.

Yeah, my way too early takeaway from this team is that the offense looks capable of taking us to October by itself, but how in the world do you win a playoff series with Lester/Hendricks/who the hell knows as your playoff rotation?

[UMFan83]

Strange that the Cubs will have 2 fully rested starters pitch in this game. Ones that we invested $175m and 2 top prospects for. And we are still going to need our pen for almost 3 innings (including Cishek)

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

This feels like 2008 or 2016 where just every single guy is grinding out every single AB

Sadly, the Cubs pitchers are also making every at bat feel like a grind.

Yeah, my way too early takeaway from this team is that the offense looks capable of taking us to October by itself, but how in the world do you win a playoff series with Lester/Hendricks/who the hell knows as your playoff rotation?

[bcl412]

Don’t slide you dick

[Rex Buckingham]

Cool, so Almora is slow and dumb.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Edwards comes into a game with a million walks already how many is he going to add to the total.

[chicagocubs04]

Jesus Christ with all of these walks

[UMFan83]

Hahaha

[Andy]

Well Edwards still horsefeathering sucks

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Correction: This is worse than Game 2 last year.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

hahaha

[Andy]

Second straight year the second game of the season is a completely stupid ass loss

[chicagocubs04]

Welp we pretty much deserved that one

[NotSoSober]

This staff/bullpen is horsefeathering garbage. I'm shocked the Rangers don't have 15 runs

[Andy]

Why are you idiots complaining about his delivery, just keep lighting his ass up

[UMFan83]

Walk number 12 by the Cubs pitching staff

[Hawk4Hall]

Gross Game

[NotSoSober]

Just bring back Bosio already. Noone will give a horsefeathers if we win

[imb]

Jesus Christ Carl is worse than darvish

[17 Seconds]

feels better when you realize they deserve all of this

[UMFan83]

Guess we don’t need ~3 innings from the pen afterall

[Bryants Disco Ball]

feels better when you realize they deserve all of this

 

OK. Well, congrats.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Who would have thought the one pitcher who did their job was Kintzler.

[ScrubMD]

What is it that the Cubs organization is trying to do that turns every pitcher into Ricky Vaughn?

[Irrelevant Dude]

Nice job Kintzler. Welcome back to the setup role. Carl- Grab some low leverage spots.