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[OleMissCub]

Kelly continued to fight with two bouncers and stated "I'm going to go to my car and get my AK-47 and spray this place," according to a report.

 

Buffalo police officers responding to that alleged threat stopped a 2005 Ford F-150 pickup truck in which Kelly was a passenger at 458 Pearl.

 

Kelly was forcibly removed from the vehicle, officers said. Police said Kelly kicked and tried to swing at officers as they removed him from the vehicle. They said he resisted getting into a patrol vehicle and struggled with staff at central booking.

 

This is the horsefeathering Chad-iest privilege ever. horsefeathers this horsefeathers, for real.

 

 

To be fair to Swag, that bouncer later stated that he has to mention a gun to actually get the cops to come out there. So Swag really didn’t say that bit about the AK. But it only slightly mitigates the fact that bouncers had to call the cops because he and his crew were being such turds in the first place.

 

The story did give opposing SEC fans the terrific opportunity to refer to him as Machine Gun Kelly.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus, college football is an even worse nightmare than the real thing.

[OleMissCub]

Jesus, college football is an even worse nightmare than the real thing.

 

The yearly college football threads are really the only Mojo free zone on the board. It’s a shame too because you’d enjoy it. College Football is Beyond Thunderdome.

[Sammy Sofa]

You're insane.

[OleMissCub]

You're insane.

 

Look at Captain No Fun over here

[Banedon]

Carli Lloyd has been offered the chance to make history by becoming the first woman to play in a National Football League preseason game, her trainer James Galanis told FOX Sports on Monday.

 

Lloyd was approached by multiple NFL teams after a video of her kicking a 55-yard field goal on a visit to a Philadelphia Eagles training session last week went viral. One of those teams, Galanis said, presented soccer legend Lloyd with the opportunity to be part of the roster and see actual game time.

 

However, while Lloyd was genuinely interested, the matchup on Thursday conflicted with a United States women’s national team game against Portugal. Galanis declined to name the football team in question. Each of the 32 NFL teams have their final preseason exhibition games on Thursday.

 

https://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/carli-lloyd-nfl-kicker-preseason-offer-field-goal-roster-team-082619

[Derwood]

Jadeveon Clowney for Barkevious Mingo

 

Reality, or Key and Peele sketch?

[BigbadB]

Wow, the Texans landed Tunsil. That guy's still going to be a stud if he isn't already. Good for Watson, but hopefully Tunsil's all about hitting FA

 

He has two years left on his rookie deal. What the F is Miami doing? Trading Stills and Tunsil right before the season starts is not the best way to instill confidence in your season ticket holders or your new QB.

[Butterscup]

Wow, the Texans landed Tunsil. That guy's still going to be a stud if he isn't already. Good for Watson, but hopefully Tunsil's all about hitting FA

 

He has two years left on his rookie deal. What the F is Miami doing? Trading Stills and Tunsil right before the season starts is not the best way to instill confidence in your season ticket holders or your new QB.

 

they aren't playing for this season. and they got a pretty damn good haul in draft picks.

[NonProfitCow]

The Colts like Kelly so much that they just signed Brian Hoyer to a 3 year deal with 9 million guaranteed.

[OleMissCub]

The Colts like Kelly so much that they just signed Brian Hoyer to a 3 year deal with 9 million guaranteed.

 

They like him enough for him to be on the 53 when he comes back from suspension. Keeping 3 QB's on an active roster is rare. He's going to play this year. On the other hand, I'm not sure if Hoyer is actually coming in to play; he's coming in to hold a clipboard and mentor Brissett and Kelly. Being Brady's backup for 4 or 5 years has surely taught him some things he can pass onto the younger guys.

[weis21]

The Colts like Kelly so much that they just signed Brian Hoyer to a 3 year deal with 9 million guaranteed.

 

They like him enough for him to be on the 53 when he comes back from suspension. Keeping 3 QB's on an active roster is rare. He's going to play this year. On the other hand, I'm not sure if Hoyer is actually coming in to play; he's coming in to hold a clipboard and mentor Brissett and Kelly. Being Brady's backup for 4 or 5 years has surely taught him some things he can pass onto the younger guys.

So, 9 million to be a second QB coach?

 

Is that more likely than the fact they don’t like Kelly as much as you seem to?

[OleMissCub]

The Colts like Kelly so much that they just signed Brian Hoyer to a 3 year deal with 9 million guaranteed.

 

They like him enough for him to be on the 53 when he comes back from suspension. Keeping 3 QB's on an active roster is rare. He's going to play this year. On the other hand, I'm not sure if Hoyer is actually coming in to play; he's coming in to hold a clipboard and mentor Brissett and Kelly. Being Brady's backup for 4 or 5 years has surely taught him some things he can pass onto the younger guys.

So, 9 million to be a second QB coach?

 

Is that more likely than the fact they don’t like Kelly as much as you seem to?

 

If they didn't like Kelly quite a lot they'd have cut him or put him on the PS, and they certainly wouldn't waste a spot on the 53 with him. This isn't complicated. On paper Brissett is the starter, Hoyer is the backup, and Kelly the third. However, I suspect you may actually see Kelly be the guy to go in if Brissett gets hurt or stinks. Go check out a Colts message board. That's what the majority of them think this morning as well.

[NonProfitCow]

They don’t have to do anything right now. He’ll be on the practice squad week 3.

[OleMissCub]

They don’t have to do anything right now. He’ll be on the practice squad week 3.

 

Walker already re-signed to be their practice squad QB. Given his performance this preseason most don’t think Kelly would clear waivers if put on the PS

[Andy]

There's going to be more yammering about this Kelly jamoke on this board than about literally hundreds of productive players this season, isn't there?

[Cubswin11]

The Colts just signed Brissett to 2/30, another sign they’re over the moon for Kelly to return.

[Derwood]

There's going to be more yammering about this Kelly jamoke on this board than about literally hundreds of productive players this season, isn't there?

 

It’s peak blind-homerism

[UK]

 

They like him enough for him to be on the 53 when he comes back from suspension. Keeping 3 QB's on an active roster is rare. He's going to play this year. On the other hand, I'm not sure if Hoyer is actually coming in to play; he's coming in to hold a clipboard and mentor Brissett and Kelly. Being Brady's backup for 4 or 5 years has surely taught him some things he can pass onto the younger guys.

So, 9 million to be a second QB coach?

 

Is that more likely than the fact they don’t like Kelly as much as you seem to?

 

If they didn't like Kelly quite a lot they'd have cut him or put him on the PS, and they certainly wouldn't waste a spot on the 53 with him. This isn't complicated. On paper Brissett is the starter, Hoyer is the backup, and Kelly the third. However, I suspect you may actually see Kelly be the guy to go in if Brissett gets hurt or stinks. Go check out a Colts message board. That's what the majority of them think this morning as well.

 

I would check today's Cubs game thread before using a message board as some form of validation.

[OleMissCub]

The Colts just signed Brissett to 2/30, another sign they’re over the moon for Kelly to return.

 

If he’s put on the 53 after his suspension then clearly they have a reason for doing so. They have literally nothing invested him and he’s not a Taysom Hill type QB who can do other things like run the wildcat or return kicks, so what’s the point of him being on the 53 if they don’t see him fitting in somehow either this season or in the future?

[NonProfitCow]

The Colts just signed Brissett to 2/30, another sign they’re over the moon for Kelly to return.

 

If he’s put on the 53 after his suspension then clearly they have a reason for doing so. They have literally nothing invested him and he’s not a Taysom Hill type QB who can do other things like run the wildcat or return kicks, so what’s the point of him being on the 53 if they don’t see him fitting in somehow either this season or in the future?

You keep saying this, but he's not on the 53.

[OleMissCub]

The Colts just signed Brissett to 2/30, another sign they’re over the moon for Kelly to return.

 

If he’s put on the 53 after his suspension then clearly they have a reason for doing so. They have literally nothing invested him and he’s not a Taysom Hill type QB who can do other things like run the wildcat or return kicks, so what’s the point of him being on the 53 if they don’t see him fitting in somehow either this season or in the future?

You keep saying this, but he's not on the 53.

 

Literally the very first word of my post was “IF”

[imb]

Look IF Olivia Mann slides in my DMs what does that tell you? She obviously wants to move to oklahoma and be my wife.

[WrigleyField 22]

Look IF Olivia Mann slides in my DMs what does that tell you? She obviously wants to move to oklahoma and be my wife.

If she hasn't just blocked you yet there's definitely a chance.

[OleMissCub]

IF actual games don’t start soon this thread is going to be even more obnoxious than I’ve already made it