6/2: Cubs (Montgomery) @ Mets (deGrom), 6:15 CT FOX

[Sammy Sofa]

What the flunk is a Cory Mazzoni.

[Andy]

When Heyward hits the ball 400 feet we should get a run

[David]

who the horsefeathers is this guy and why are we using him in a tied game late

[Transmogrified Tiger]

What the flunk is a Cory Mazzoni.

 

I’m tired, pretend I told you a very convincing lie that you fell for

[Brian]

the other team has 3 relievers and we bring in our worst option in the 7th of a tie game

[Sammy Sofa]

What the flunk is a Cory Mazzoni.

 

I’m tired, pretend I told you a very convincing lie that you fell for

 

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[Stu]

Just get through this inning Mazzoni please— let the offense get a crack at that BP

[Brian]

if they get beat by the corpse of Adrian Gonzalez

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Sammy Sofa]

if they get beat by the corpse of Adrian Gonzalez

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[Sammy Sofa]

Some people feel bad for human garbage fire Justin Wilson.

 

[Brian]

I think the elusive "not fastball" pitch would have gotten him.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

I know they wanted offense there but Montgomery definitely could’ve given another inning.

[Brian]

Farrell warming, did Joe make an agreement with the Mets to also handicap our bullpen?

[NotSoSober]

I'm really starting to hate Joe Maddon

[Sammy Sofa]

Hopefully Wilson realizes he has other career options besides day-ruiner.

 

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

[Brian]

never doubted you Justin, now some flipping runs

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, sweet relief.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Farrell warming, did Joe make an agreement with the Mets to also handicap our bullpen?

 

Morrow and Rosario likely aren’t available. Not sure about Cishek, Strop or Duensing but they’ve pitched the last two nights.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Willson... stop bunting.

[Sammy Sofa]

ENOUGH WITH THE BUNTS.

 

[BigSlick]

Everyone doesn’t need to strike out furiously like it’s a [expletive] contest