5/16 Cubs (Chatwood) @ Braves (McCarthy) 6:35 WGN

[wilmot_mike]

Glove Dong

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Happ should never play CF again.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I mean, no way Happ catches that.

[Agony and Ivy]

I mean, no way Happ catches that.

 

Happ doesn't even get back to the track before that ball hits or clears the wall.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Nice pitch, Chatwood. Shockingly efficient first two innings.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Nice pitch, Chatwood. Shockingly efficient first two innings.

 

Let's now have the offense get efficient and we can take off and win this game.

[Gilby]

Ok, I've officially decided Almora is a legitimate plus plus defender despite his lack of speed. I had some doubts after last season, but he's pretty great out there.

[Agony and Ivy]

Do something good Anthony.

[David]

what a stupid game this is and baseball in general is

[David]

Ok, I've officially decided Almora is a legitimate plus plus defender despite his lack of speed. I had some doubts after last season, but he's pretty great out there.

 

so far he's legitimately grading out really well this year, +4 in DRS and a 19.6 UZR/150

[Agony and Ivy]

Starting to square him up. I feel good if Albies and Acuna somehow don't take another AB

[Gilby]

Someone please juice our balls

[Brian]

more shocking

 

3.0IP 0BB

 

or

 

Albies made an out

 

?

[illiniguy]

We have such a Jekyll and Hyde offense

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Y’all should like this:

 

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Lol at Willson winning the sell-off on that ball 4

[David]

Y’all should like this:

 

 

derwood's gonna be all who is that what's going on

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I want to see Schwarber dong, because they are always so fun. They go so far.

[David]

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[Bobson Dugnutt]

more shocking

 

3.0IP 0BB

 

or

 

Albies made an out

 

?

 

definitely the no walks. this is chatwood’s version of a no hitter. i’m on the edge of my seat.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

more shocking

 

3.0IP 0BB

 

or

 

Albies made an out

 

?

 

definitely the no walks. this is chatwood’s version of a no hitter. i’m on the edge of my seat.

 

i jinxed the no walker. sorry guys.

[Gilby]

Chatwood did not throw 4 balls to Markakis

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Unsubscribe mostly OK but kinda jocksniffy reporter argues with idiot Twitter feed plz.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I have a feeling about this Kris Bryant AB.

[Agony and Ivy]

If Acuna had caught that I was taking out a hit on him