4/7 cubs (darvix) at brewers (davies) 3:05 cdt fs1/abc7

[NotSoSober]

i'm more hopeful about darvish's at bat than happ's

They'll both end in teh same fashion I'm sure

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus Christ. You just have to laugh at Happ's post-HR numbers.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

PH for Happ.

[chicagocubs04]

What an absolute waste of an opportunity

[Andy]

These innings where it seems like you have to navigate through the Bermuda Triangle to successfully score a run have to be the most frustrating things in sports

[Sammy Sofa]

Fuckin' hysterical.

[NotSoSober]

Just get it out of the way and give Happ the Schwarber treatment sooner than later

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Bad strike 1 call set the tone for that popup

[CaliforniaRaisin]

These innings where it seems like you have to navigate through the Bermuda Triangle to successfully score a run have to be the most frustrating things in sports

 

Most teams’ Bermuda Triangle doesn’t include their leadoff hitter.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bad strike 1 call set the tone for that popup

 

Yeah, THAT'S what made Happ have a terrible AB.

[Sammys Boombox]

On the Brewers broadcast they showed a shot where LaStella was just about to reach 3B as the RF is picking the ball up at the wall 360 feet from home plate. I think that was an awful decision to not send LaStella. Even with 0 outs. Especially since you have a whole lot of swing and miss coming up anyway. Edited April 7, 2018 by Sammys Boombox

[Sammy Sofa]

These innings where it seems like you have to navigate through the Bermuda Triangle to successfully score a run have to be the most frustrating things in sports

 

Most teams’ Bermuda Triangle doesn’t include their leadoff hitter.

 

The pitcher's spot x 4 is a bit of a speedbump.

[SouthSideRyan]

Jett Bandy is the name of your LF when you've simulated enough seasons in MVP that all the real players retired.

[Cubswin11]

Score runs, idiots

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Bad strike 1 call set the tone for that popup

 

Yeah, THAT'S what made Happ have a terrible AB.

 

There was 3 pitches...1st pitch a terrible called strike vs a struggling hitter. 2nd pitch ball outside. 3rd pitch he pops up a ball in almost the same location as the 1st.

 

Not saying he was going to get a hit but the 1st pitch certainly didn’t help the cause.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bad strike 1 call set the tone for that popup

 

Yeah, THAT'S what made Happ have a terrible AB.

 

There was 3 pitches...1st pitch a terrible called strike vs a struggling hitter. 2nd pitch ball outside. 3rd pitch he pops up a ball in almost the same location as the 1st.

 

Not saying he was going to get a hit but the 1st pitch certainly didn’t help the cause.

 

No, but right now he's doomed before he steps to the plate.

[David]

BRYANT BOMB

[Sammy Sofa]

Bryant's all, "fine, I'll do it myself, dicks."

[Cubswin11]

It’s nice to have at least one real major league hitter in the lineup

[NotSoSober]

Makes it look so easy

[Andy]

Jett Bandy is the name of your LF when you've simulated enough seasons in MVP that all the real players retired.

Running into a Kazuhisa Biggio in that game is still one of the funniest things involving a video game I've ever seen.

[David]

what in the horsefeathers was that strike 2 on caratini?!

[javy knows my name]

horsefeathers off, ump

[itisallpartoftheplan]

[Gilby]

I'm just constantly shouting "no" at my tv these days watching umpires