4/7 cubs (darvix) at brewers (davies) 3:05 cdt fs1/abc7

[treebird]

welcome to gam thread i am treeburd

 

cubs did bad again probably because no nachos in clubhouse due to fear of schwarber relapse

 

bad news boys it's the only way to win

 

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

Tree all up in these stressful gam threads like:

 

 

May your run be long and filled with taco meat. Because if it isn't...

 

[Jaxbro]

Seal Boy gets the start at 2nd today.

 

Rizzo still resting the back. Addy with the day off.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

they’ll never win another game

[Cubswin11]

Win, idiots

[SouthSideRyan]

I know everyone is busy talking about the Bears in early horsefeathering April for some dumbass reason, but here's the lineup for the Cubs game taking place today.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeesh. Even I'd rather inexplicably talk about the doomed to be eternally terrible Bears than talk about that nightmare of a lineup.

 

Though I guess it makes sense that you'd need to trot something like that out to give guys an extra day off and deal with injuries when you're...*checks calendar*...eight days into the season.

[CyHawk_Cub]

WTF is Russell sitting? He just had 2 off days.

[Thrilho]

Seal Boy has forced his way into the lineup with a La Stellar 1.333 OPS in his 6 PAs. Javy is in there, so the lineup looks good to me.

[squally1313]

Ian happ is example #472834738 why you should essentially just ignore spring training performance.

[Andy]

Davies painted the corners that inning

[Jaxbro]

Jesse Rogers will have a heyday with this 27 strike out pace

[David]

darvix is missing by a lot wtf

[Jaxbro]

The Murders Row of today’s line up here in the 2nd inning.

 

Color me jacked up

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus, I just made the mistake of looking at the Cubs' offensive rankings.

 

YEAH, I KNOW: SAMPLE SIZE. But hey, there are a bunch of teams kicking ass in that same sample size, too....that would be more fun! Or, heck, just reaching the NL average for OPS.

[Gilby]

Can Yu keep the 'y' when he loses all of his vowels?

[Cubswin11]

The WTP by the team is ridiculous

[David]

god damn this WTP season so far

[Ding Dong Johnson]

wtp horsefeathers is getting old. DONG ALREADY

[Cubswin11]

Since everyone but us seems to benefit from the juiced balls maybe they will start letting us use corked bats to even things out

[Sammy Sofa]

Corbs sock.

[Andy]

This thing where our "unconventional" leadoff hitter turns into AAA garbage to start every season kind of sucks.

[Cubswin11]

Don’t know if it would even help but Happ should go to Iowa for a few weeks. Are there any veteran OF FAs still available? Like Jose Bautista for cheap throw him in RF and let him leadoff. He still walks a lot.

[Sammy Sofa]

Don’t know if it would even help but Happ should go to Iowa for a few weeks. Are there any veteran OF FAs still available? Like Jose Bautista for cheap throw him in RF and let him leadoff. He still walks a lot.

 

Why are you talking like a dude playing OF has to lead off.