3/29/18 CUBS (Ol' Man Lester) @ Jeets' Gift Basket (Urena) 11:40 CST ESPN(out of market)/WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy hell, it's already Opening Day.

 

Guys, I know we all loved doing our Mad Men thing, but we gotta shake it up; MM helped shake off the doldrums last year, but it didn't quite bring it to the promised land. But I'm still gonna keep it prestige TV, and we're gonna try another classic that has gifs galore. Let me just check with the star himself and see what he thinks about all this...

 

 

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, T.

 

Oh yeah, and there's a baseball game or something going on. The Redassed Babyhead himself is starting for the Cubs in what will be, IMO, definitely the last time he starts Opening Day for the Cubs. Lester, I've got a bad feeling about you this year! But I guess he's looked OK this spring, for what that's worth; he just scares me for some reason in terms of getting old and falling off a cliff. But it's cool! The Cubs have a killer starting rotation regardless, and a lineup that should strike fear into any team they face. And how about that Ian Happ guy? He's murdering the ball in ST just like he undoubtedly murders old timey hobos before hopping a freight to escape the long arm of the train dicks hot on his heels.

 

And they're playing the Marlins, who used to be a baseball team at some point. They have a pretty great home run statue. I think there's a cat living in it. Presumably they still have some players, but I'm pretty sure they're Just a Bunch of Dudes. Wait, no! They have Starlin, right?!? Well, then I hope the Cubs win 14-1, and that one Marlin run is a Castro dong that gets the statue a-sprayin'.

 

IT'S BASEBALL TIME, MY DUDES.

 

[Sammys Boombox]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

[Sammy Sofa]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

 

Holy horsefeathers, man. I felt weird liking your post, but it seemed like literally the least I could do. Good luck and kick some ass.

[David]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

 

Damn, man. Kick cancer's ass, please.

[Sammys Boombox]

Thanks. The prognosis is really good though. Hodgkin’s stage 2.

[UMFan83]

Thanks. The prognosis is really good though. Hodgkin’s stage 2.

 

Damn...best of luck man, you will get though this

[Brian]

This should be all of us at the end of a four game series against the 2018 Marlins.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

I wish you nothing but the very best, but I can't break from the theme

[UMFan83]

I’m gonna admit something shameful - I’ve never watched the Sopranos. I have a 45 minute train ride everyday, should I suck it up and binge it?

[Regular Show]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

 

Damn. Well, I'm hoping for the best in your fight. One my friends had cancer at a really young age and I would go with him to keep him company during his chemo sessions.

 

Not sure about Rizzo hitting 6 dongs or Lester throwing a perfect game, but the Cubs better win that game for you.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I’m gonna admit something shameful - I’ve never watched the Sopranos. I have a 45 minute train ride everyday, should I suck it up and binge it?

[Derwood]

No no no no no....I'm not ready for baseball to start yet. I'm way too busy

[Sammy Sofa]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

I wish you nothing but the very best, but I can't break from the theme

 

[jersey cubs fan]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

Treat the cancer like woody treated the boombox

[imb]

Thanks. The prognosis is really good though. Hodgkin’s stage 2.

 

is that the good hodgkins or the bad hodgkins

[UMFan83]

No no no no no....I'm not ready for baseball to start yet. I'm way too busy

 

http://i.imgur.com/FxkdN3b.gif

[Sammys Boombox]

Thanks. The prognosis is really good though. Hodgkin’s stage 2.

 

is that the good hodgkins or the bad hodgkins

 

It’s good. Basically, I just need to avoid other complications caused by chemo, and they’ve gotten really good at that. With my health and age, the chances of being completely cured before baseball season is over is quite high.

[The_Achiever]

Cubs 8

Marlins 1 (Starlin HR)

Cancer -25874

[We Got The Whole 9]

Stearns and Mozeliak discussing Theo

 

[We Got The Whole 9]

I start chemo on Thursday (lymphoma), so Lester throws a perfect game and Rizzo hits 6 dongs.

Wishing you all the best [emoji111]

[David]

Thanks. The prognosis is really good though. Hodgkin’s stage 2.

 

is that the good hodgkins or the bad hodgkins

 

i almost posted the clip

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Thanks. The prognosis is really good though. Hodgkin’s stage 2.

 

is that the good hodgkins or the bad hodgkins

it’s better. but not good

[Derwood]

No no no no no....I'm not ready for baseball to start yet. I'm way too busy

 

http://i.imgur.com/FxkdN3b.gif

 

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1413/89/1413898032265.gif

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Sorry to hear that Sammy's Boombox. Sending you my regards. Kick its ass.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

MM helped shake off the doldrums last year, but it didn't quite bring it to the promised land. But I'm still gonna keep it prestige TV, and we're gonna try another classic that has gifs galore.