7/30 World Champion and First Place Cubs (Lackey) at Brewers (Davies) 1:10 CSN, TBS

[We Got The Whole 9]

horsefeathers yeah KB

[Sammy Sofa]

So yesterday they score when I'm taking a horsefeathers, and today it's when I go take a shower. Guess I have to spend every Cubs game in the bathroom now. Who knew all that piss breaking is what was actually keeping Dexter from ending up in baseball hell.

they did even better when you got deported or whatever so get the horsefeathers out of my country

 

I was, coincidentally, in Wisconsin. There might be something to that.

[Agony and Ivy]

What an empty homer

[Tim]

That one probably did make an actual "DONG"

[David]

you clods probably don't even know who stephen bruno is

 

what the hell were you paying attention to on this board from 2012-2014

 

We didn't. The team licked butts. We aren't going to pay attention to the Bears this year either, so get your incredulity ready in four years when we don't remember some random roster move this off season

 

the minors and deadline deals were a fun diversion when the team was unwatchable

 

you fairweather fans disgust me (this is where i conveniently leave out that i stopped paying attention sometime in mid april 2010 until hendry was fired and theo was hired)

[David]

also i'd mention that i think the bears are going to be better than people think, but it's a hard limb to go out on with how disastrously brutal their schedule looks

[Ding Dong Johnson]

that KB DONG brought to you by mojo MB’ing in the can Edited July 30, 2017 by Ding Dong Johnson

[Sammy Sofa]

 

while you were gone i was looking for an old post of yours and instead found your "theo is a condescending horsefeathers" rant from fall 2014 that i had completely forgotten about

 

Sounds about right; he's a [expletive] who has done great things.

You know who else can't admit when they are disastrously wrong? Trump.

 

Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down.

[David]

wait why did they show a picture of zambrano

 

is he going to broadcas...YES HE IS OH MY GOD

[Sammy Sofa]

that KB DONG brought to you by mojo MB’ing in the can

 

I think I farted really loud when he hit it. That kinda counts.

[David]

i feel sorry for you non spanish speakers

 

although Z in english would be like 10x the fun

[Tim]

 

Sounds about right; he's a [expletive] who has done great things.

You know who else can't admit when they are disastrously wrong? Trump.

 

Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down.

I don't see Theo wasting good wine like that.

[Gilby]

I remember that one day where, like, Schwarber, Javy, Soler, Russell, and Bryant all donged on the same day across various levels. That amount of excitement can only be topped by a World Series victory.

[Sammy Sofa]

You know who else can't admit when they are disastrously wrong? Trump.

 

Theo would give you a wedgie, pour your wine in the toilet, and then give you a swirlie while screaming about how the plane is going down.

I don't see Theo wasting good wine like that.

 

Theo is the bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed. He's a dork-bro, arguably the worst bros of them all. The only wine he drinks is some kind of grape flavored jungle juice served out of a trash can.

[SpongeWorthy]

The bears are going to be horrible david

[Sammy Sofa]

Go, Hector, go.

[David]

oh hey there rondon mowing through the heart of milwaukee's order

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Hard throwing Hector!!

[Tim]

Good Hector would make such a huge difference to this pen.

[Jaxbro]

Good Rondon appearance.

[Jaxbro]

Upsetting Wang won't get to meet DONG

[Hunter]

Counsel seems like such a good guy to play for, he sure does give his bullpen plenty of appearances every game

[soccer10k]

Off the pole!!

 

What is "Things Addison has never told a woman?"

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Great walk by Bbaez

[Brian]

is there a reason to rather face Zobrist than Javy there that I'm missing