5/27: World Champeen Cubs (DONKEY TEETH) @ Dodgers (Brandon "OK Dude" McCarthy) 6:15PM CST on Fox

[Sammy Sofa]

So the last game thread I started was this same pitching matchup. It did not go well.

 

That game was on April 12th; it is only May 27th, and somehow I am already starting another horsefeathering game thread.

 

Stop being butts, Cubs.

[UMFan83]

Alright now that we got Arrieta out of the way, time to take the series starting with...oh horsefeathers I forgot about dickface mchorseteeth

[Aaron_Kennelly]

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[Derwood]

He looks like he's sizing up the little one to eat next

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, he's totally going to chomp into that dome like it's the beach attack from Lost Boys.

[Sammy Sofa]

I also like how "good luck eating breakfast" could also imply that Lackey is as bad at putting food in his mouth as he is at pitching.

[fiver]

I will be in Chavez Ravine for this one, hoping we score some runs today.

[Sammy Sofa]

I forgot to declare the game banger:

 

https://youtu.be/2clm68lcsQQ

[Schwarber Fan]

Kershaw tomorrow so plz win today, Cobs.

[David]

is that a whole package of bacon

[Transmogrified Tiger]

is that a whole package of bacon

 

sometimes you bring the robot jokes on yourself

[Sammy Sofa]

Someone explain ball to Schwarber, because Gameday basically has it in the middle of the zone.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, shiiizzzzzzzzzzz; Schwarber actually didn't make an out.

[Andy]

I hate that they've expanded the already horrible usage of these stupid costumes.

[Sammy Sofa]

First inning: escaped.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

horsefeathering horsefeathers luck.

[NotSoSober]

Of course

[jersey cubs fan]

I hate that they've expanded the already horrible usage of these stupid costumes.

Memorial Day camo?

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Ohh Heyward. How was that not a home run?

[Sammy Sofa]

Maybe Russell can rub up against Seager for some luck or something, because he is rank balls right now.

[Schwarber Fan]

I'm extremely worried about Addison.

[Derwood]

Addi sucks and we were always right to hate him

[Schwarber Fan]

And if he's going to be doing that, he might as well be on the bench.

[NotSoSober]

Just put Russell on the DL already. Something ain't right

[Aaron_Kennelly]

He's only calm because he already ate his children this morning.