4/14 - Pirates (Cole) vs. World Champion Cubs (Hendricks) - 1:20 - WGN/MLBN

[David]

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/32081.png&w=350&h=254

 

Let's remind this horsefeathers that we are STILL the best team in baseball. He wanna know if we still got it.

 

Edited April 14, 2017 by David

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I forgot I hated the Pirates. Back to hating them for a couple days until I forget they exist again.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

never forget

 

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[Derwood]

I'm sure I'll be happy with my decision to renew my mlb.tv, but I think 8 out of the first 10 games this season have been on national television

[Cubfanintheknow]

The Cubs were 14-4 against the Bucs last year. Time to remind them again tomorrow that they're our beyotch.

[Bote McBoteface]

The Cubs were 14-4 against the Bucs last year. Time to remind them again tomorrow that they're our beyotch.

 

Holy crap. I didnt realize we dominated them so hard.

[The_Achiever]

Schwarber is going to hit one into the lake.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[imb]

i used to root for gerrit cole for fantasy purposes, but he has sucked so much ass the last 12 months that i don't care if he dies

[Gilby]

Only two weeks and all that, but man our division sucks.

[CubInOK]

Hey remember when Schwarber hit a HR off Cole that fell into a river?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Hey remember when Schwarber hit a HR off Cole that fell into a river?

no because tbs was broadcasting the game and they suck dick

[David]

Hey remember when Schwarber hit a HR off Cole that fell into a river?

no because tbs was broadcasting the game and they suck dick

Idk what this means but i def remember when schwarbs did that

[17 Seconds]

Hey remember when Schwarber hit a HR off Cole that fell into a river?

no because tbs was broadcasting the game and they suck dick

Idk what this means but i def remember when schwarbs did that

 

i've still not seen video of it actually going into the river. are we sure it made it? did it go on the fly, or on the bounce?

[David]

no because tbs was broadcasting the game and they suck dick

Idk what this means but i def remember when schwarbs did that

 

i've still not seen video of it actually going into the river. are we sure it made it? did it go on the fly, or on the bounce?

 

oh, meh, guess not. i think i remember an angle showing it bounce up at some point.

 

on the other hand, in looking for one, i found this dork's youtube account

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8xBrIXSTvQ

[Aaron_Kennelly]

If we never saw it go in the water, can we be sure it ever landed?

[Sammy Sofa]

Idk what this means but i def remember when schwarbs did that

 

i've still not seen video of it actually going into the river. are we sure it made it? did it go on the fly, or on the bounce?

 

oh, meh, guess not. i think i remember an angle showing it bounce up at some point.

 

Yeah, Sinbad was standing right there, dressed like a genie and holding a Berenstein Bears book.

[Banedon]

Yeah, Sinbad was standing right there, dressed like a genie and holding a Berenstein Bears book.

 

http://www.avclub.com/article/how-you-spell-berenstain-bears-could-be-proof-para-223615

[Sammy Sofa]

Yes, that was indeed the joke.

[Banedon]

Yes, that was indeed the joke.

 

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[Banedon]

In my defense, I didn't know about the SInbad thing.

[Sammy Sofa]

In my defense, I didn't know about the SInbad thing.

 

It is pretty weird. The "Berenstein/Berenstain" thing makes a weird kind of sense, but the whole "Shazam/Kazam" mess is just bonkers. It's people just making something up out of whole cloth.

 

Though I am kinda cracking up at how insane my post must look not knowing about that. It reads like someone having a stroke.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

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[Transmogrified Tiger]

I'm a little surprised Baez is in the lineup over Jay, considering Cole's huge splits:

 

 

But I guess the infield defense with Hendricks on the mound is pretty important too.

[Andy]

I'm sure I'll be happy with my decision to renew my mlb.tv, but I think 8 out of the first 10 games this season have been on national television

Our Friday home games are always on MLBN because they're the only game in town.

 

Without ceremonies and such going forward we'll be on national TV far less.