The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[imb]

i rarely ever get one but got a lengthy one recently that said i should ignore this poster's posts and that i'm dumb.

 

fred did PM me once when my location was "Pirate Country" and asked if I wanted to catch the Cubs @ Pirates game with him. I guess the board crash deleted that one : (

 

i had so many good ones from back pre-crash when the board was hopping with crazies.

 

Goddman, you aren't kidding. Though sulley tried to singlehandedly keep it going for a while.

 

oh horsefeathers if you go log in on the archives site they're all still there

 

The following is a warning which has been issued to you by an administrator or moderator of this site.

This is a warning regarding the following post made by you: http://www.northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&p=1733074#p1733074 .

 

IMB, you know better than this

 

edit:

 

omg lol i have the letter omc sent tim and 1908 about me, amazing

[Sammy Sofa]

Wait, you can log in?!? HOLY horsefeathers.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I *think* I only ever got into some weird pee-baby stuff with GRCubsFan in PMs. And when I moved to California someone tried to get me out to a Dodgers-Cubs game with them, which was super nice of them but I think my brand as an asocial weirdo speaks for itself

[Ding Dong Johnson]

One of my board warnings

 

In the last inning, Cedeno has failed at 1) bunting, 2) catching a ball thrown right after him after 3) he failed to cover 1st base on a bunt. What is it that he's good at again?

not being a complete tool on NSBB

 

(from the thread asking if it was time for Theriot to get less playing time)

[Sammy Sofa]

realize

 

Sent: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:00 pm

From: sontensei

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

you do realize, the more you talk [expletive]* the more i will stay around right?

 

Re: NLDS Game 2: Dodgers (Billingsley) @ Cubs (Z!) TBS, 8:30 CST

 

Sent: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:55 pm

From: Cynosure

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

go kill yourself, no one will miss you

 

Re: Burning my Cubs Merchandise today.

 

Sent: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:26 am

From: Hairyducked Idiot

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

In the interest of not cluttering the board with further emoness, I *never* said I was quitting them. I said I was considering it.

 

I know it's the intertubes and it's cool to misrepresent what people say for the purpose of mocking them, but I thought I'd clear that up.

 

Board warning issued

 

Sent: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:29 am

From: Tim

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

The following is a warning which has been issued to you by an administrator or moderator of this site.

 

This is a warning regarding the following post made by you: viewtopic.php?f=2&p=1712963#p1712963 .

 

Listen - I'm tired of the ridiculous behavior of people being jumped on when they express a contrary opinion. Your response to my post (and don't try to pretend it wasn't a response to my post) is out of line. If you like a board where people post crap like what was said in response to the person who started the thread, I recommend cubs.com.

 

I really wish this link worked, because what the horsefeathers:

 

Re: "Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech" Thread (1/20/09)

 

Sent: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:54 am

From: Cynosure

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

Subject: "Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech" Thread (1/20/09)

 

TheMojoPin wrote:

AH-DUR-HUR-HUR-HUR-HUR.

 

Just so you know my subsequent post about "handicapped people" wasn't meant as you as a person, but the exact post you posted... please don't take offense.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

 

Re: Burning my Cubs Merchandise today.

 

Sent: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:26 am

From: Hairyducked Idiot

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

In the interest of not cluttering the board with further emoness, I *never* said I was quitting them. I said I was considering it.

 

I know it's the intertubes and it's cool to misrepresent what people say for the purpose of mocking them, but I thought I'd clear that up.

 

Didn’t TT say something the other day about something being so on-brand for me that it seemed fake? Also applies here.

[Sammy Sofa]

LOL

 

Sent: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:52 pm

From: The Voice of Reason

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

"The Constitution was not designed to be something that we adhere to lockstep. It was intentionally constructed as a relatively vague and flexible document."

 

As insightful as ever, did you learn that studying for your latest midterm?

 

Re: LOL

 

Sent: Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:54 pm

by Sammy Sofa

 

Don't PM me.

 

Re: LOL

 

Sent: Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:01 pm

by The Voice of Reason

 

OK I won't.

[Sammy Sofa]

I wish I knew who we were talking about:

 

Re: General Politics Thread

 

Sent: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:27 am

From: jersey cubs fan

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

Subject: General Politics Thread

 

Nuts&Gum wrote:

Let's cut to the point where jersey simultaneously is able to brag about how much money he makes and search for sympathy for how little he makes in the same post. It really is breathtaking.

 

horsefeathers you dude. There's no reason for you to be such a dick just because some dumbass who knows nothing about the real world economy spouts off nonsense.

 

Re: General Politics Thread

 

Sent: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:33 am

by Sammy Sofa

 

He is obviously talking out of his ass, but there's room for us both to be tremendous dicks on this board.

 

Re: General Politics Thread

 

Sent: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:48 pm

by jersey cubs fan

 

well, I guess that much is true

[Sammy Sofa]

I got so many damn board warnings (so many mods long gone), and hell, people DID actually also PM each other to say nice things. Weird.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

2019...minus 2008...that stuff is from over 8 years ago, at least!

 

I want to go back and read that thread where everyone fellated themselves with polls and rankings for who the best posters were. I think there might have been some embarrassing stuff in there.

[Sammy Sofa]

Jesus Christ; I am a petty, petty horsefeathers:

 

Re: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Sent: Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:42 pm

From: yanrslatr

Recipient: Sammy Sofa

Subject: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Nuts&Gum wrote:

Untwist your panties; it has nothing to do with "accepting" anything. I don't give a flying [expletive] if someone dislikes it...I was, as I plainly said, honestly curious as to what people found distracting about it since, for me, it causes me to look where I'm looking anyway (and it's what I'm looking for).

 

horsefeathers off. you know better than to think i'm honestly worked up about this.

 

Re: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Sent: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:21 pm

by Sammy Sofa

 

It's a [expletive] dumb rant and par for the course with the usual moronic bile being spewed around here lately and I treated it as such.

 

Re: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Sent: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:36 pm

by yanrslatr

 

I agree with him and so did bb.

 

Re: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Sent: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:36 pm

by Sammy Sofa

 

I didn't.

 

Re: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Sent: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:38 pm

by yanrslatr

 

sucks to be wrong, I assume.

 

Re: ESPN - strike zone graphic

 

Sent: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:40 pm

by Sammy Sofa

 

The strike zone graphic is awesome.

[imb]

2019...minus 2008...that stuff is from over 8 years ago, at least!

 

I want to go back and read that thread where everyone fellated themselves with polls and rankings for who the best posters were. I think there might have been some embarrassing stuff in there.

 

there wasn't a single aspect of that thread that was not embarassing

[David]

2019...minus 2008...that stuff is from over 8 years ago, at least!

 

I want to go back and read that thread where everyone fellated themselves with polls and rankings for who the best posters were. I think there might have been some embarrassing stuff in there.

 

 

all i remember is i got a small upset win in one round and then rawaction slaughtered me

[Andy]

2019...minus 2008...that stuff is from over 8 years ago, at least!

 

I want to go back and read that thread where everyone fellated themselves with polls and rankings for who the best posters were. I think there might have been some embarrassing stuff in there.

 

 

all i remember is i got a small upset win in one round and then rawaction slaughtered me

I won in round one and lost in round two, no idea who against.

 

I know that was a terrible idea and laden with stupidity but that horsefeathers was fun.

[Sammy Sofa]

And yet we don't do it again, dammit. WHY.

[imb]

remember all the attack ads people made? it truly was a different time

[SouthSideRyan]

Will have to pare it down to 32 to accommodate the number of active posters

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Will have to pare it down to 32 to accommodate the number of active posters

Can't imagine why.

[Derwood]

remember all the attack ads people made? it truly was a different time

 

I think I still have some of those

[Derwood]

[Derwood]

[Derwood]

[jersey cubs fan]

wait.

 

what?

 

this happened?

 

there were ads?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

This board is the worst thing that has ever happened. It is also the greatest thing that has ever happened.

[Splendid Splinter]

2019...minus 2008...that stuff is from over 8 years ago, at least!

 

I want to go back and read that thread where everyone fellated themselves with polls and rankings for who the best posters were. I think there might have been some embarrassing stuff in there.

 

there wasn't a single aspect of that thread that was not embarassing

 

Did Da Bum win this?

 

 

Speaking of, my buddy Brian finally told me a story about him about complaining some stupid horsefeathers at the office that had nothing to do with Windermere. He said he got more about him, but he won't tell me.