The Bryce is Right, Bitch

[Derwood]

Ku Ku Kachoo

SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE

 

I remember asking my mom what that meant when I was like 10 and her having to tip toe around the fact that John wrote that in a haze of acid

 

The story I’ve heard is that Lennon was annoyed that Bob Dylan wrote some popular songs that had nonsensical lyrics, so this was him writing the most random song possible

[minnesotacubsfan]

Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Minutemen

[imb]

SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE

 

I remember asking my mom what that meant when I was like 10 and her having to tip toe around the fact that John wrote that in a haze of acid

 

The story I’ve heard is that Lennon was annoyed that Bob Dylan wrote some popular songs that had nonsensical lyrics, so this was him writing the most random song possible

 

delete the beatles references before omc gets in here

[Old Style]

Ku Ku Kachoo

Goo goo ga joob is the actual lyric. True story, look it up.

[SouthSideRyan]

 

I remember asking my mom what that meant when I was like 10 and her having to tip toe around the fact that John wrote that in a haze of acid

 

The story I’ve heard is that Lennon was annoyed that Bob Dylan wrote some popular songs that had nonsensical lyrics, so this was him writing the most random song possible

 

delete the beatles references before omc gets in here

 

It’s January he’s focused on the Saints

[Sammy Sofa]

Which side would each Beatle take during the Civil War?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

click here to see each beatle brutally murdering someone

[Sammy Sofa]

Is "Hello, Goodbye" about the creeping threat of Sharia Law?

[Splendid Splinter]

 

Well one of them is tree bird mocking the other ones

 

this isn't real, is it?

 

i am not the rumor man i am the tree man

 

 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/21/health/tree-man-bangladesh-surgery-intl/index.html

[biittner77]

 

Well one of them is tree bird mocking the other ones

 

this isn't real, is it?

 

i am not the rumor man i am the tree man

 

I thought you were the Lizard King.

[Derwood]

So with Pollock in LA, the market for Harper is pretty much just Philly now, right?

[Cubswin11]

So with Pollock in LA, the market for Harper is pretty much just Philly now, right?

He’s going to fall back in to the Nats lap, imo

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, I'll be genuinely stunned if he doesn't end up on the Phillies or DC with some horsefeathers ass deal the Cubs should be able to afford in their sleep.

[Clem Fandango]

Just offer him a one year deal with 9 player options

[sweetpeteman]

Just offer him a one year deal with 9 player options

 

 

Offer him a 12 year deal with 11 opt outs, that way the average is really low.

[Brian]

ridiculous

 

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[The_Achiever]

This horsefeathers is sickening. Harper would cover up for so many concerns I have for this team.

[Sammy Sofa]

LET'S LIGHT OUR PITCHFORKS ON FIRE SINCE WE'RE TOO POOR TO AFFORD PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES BECAUSE OF THESE BASTARDS.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I think the Cubs are exhibit A that there is no collusion. The owners are just cheap AF.

[imb]

I think the Cubs are exhibit A that there is no collusion. The owners are just cheap AF.

 

um

[Derwood]

I'm fine with owners not signing off on stupid 9 figure extensions on 30+ year olds on the downside of their careers. But to lump Harper and Machado in with the Evan Longoria's of the world as a reason to not pay people is absurd. Owners suck

[Brian]

I hold out hope for this scenario - internally between Theo & Ricketts they have a broad contract structure for Harper that they are comfortable with. There is reports from real media people that the Cubs have asked to be kept in the loop when final offers are coming in. If their number is competitive they jump in, if not they move on. They put out the not a lot of financial flexibility/ like the team as is narrative so that if it doesn't happen they don't look like they lost on their plan to the fans and the team.

[Banedon]

I hold out hope for this scenario - internally between Theo & Ricketts they have a broad contract structure for Harper that they are comfortable with. There is reports from real media people that the Cubs have asked to be kept in the loop when final offers are coming in. If their number is competitive they jump in, if not they move on. They put out the not a lot of financial flexibility/ like the team as is narrative so that if it doesn't happen they don't look like they lost on their plan to the fans and the team.

 

Hello fellow optimist. I too am able to twist logic to conveniently fit my hopes and dreams. It's not over till Bryce signs!

 

[Brian]

I really, really just want Philly to not get Harper or Machado after they were so sure they would get one or both and they were so sure they were going to get Lebron.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I hold out hope for this scenario - internally between Theo & Ricketts they have a broad contract structure for Harper that they are comfortable with. There is reports from real media people that the Cubs have asked to be kept in the loop when final offers are coming in. If their number is competitive they jump in, if not they move on. They put out the not a lot of financial flexibility/ like the team as is narrative so that if it doesn't happen they don't look like they lost on their plan to the fans and the team.

If the Cubs do jump in and make a play for Harper, then I DO think there is a case for collusion.