Week 13: Colin Kaepernicks (1-10) @ Your Chicago Bears (2-9) at some point on Sunday on some channel

[UMFan83]

Bears are tied with the Jags for 3rd worst record in football behind the Browns (0-12) and 49ers (1-10). But since the Jags beat the Bears, the Bears hold the tiebreaker for 3rd pick. If they can get the Niners to win this weekend, they will move into the 2nd pick and own the tiebreaker over SF.

 

So that's maybe the biggest story for this game. The second biggest story is how many no-shows for a game between teams with a combined record of 3-19 on a day with highs in the upper 30s and snow in the forecast. Last weekend there were 11k no shows. Could we see 15k empty seats this week?

 

Edit: Nevermind apparently H2H is not a tiebreaker for draft pick order. It should be though. Bears lose the tiebreaker to the Jags by virtue of having a harder SOS. But SF does have a harder SOS than the Bears so if we lose we will at least own the 3rd pick.

Edited November 29, 2016 by UMFan83

[David]

Colin Kaepernick's what?

[UMFan83]

Colin Kaepernick's what?

 

horsefeathers

[Sammy Sofa]

Boss as horsefeathers 'fro.

[jersey cubs fan]

Bears are 2.5 point favorites

[Smack]

What an awful game. My wife is so happy the Bear suck and I have almost zero interest in the NFL this year.

[Sammy Sofa]

Bears are 2.5 point favorites

 

To score literally 2.5 points.

[jersey cubs fan]

Bears are 2.5 point favorites

 

To score literally 2.5 points.

over/under on that happening?

[BigbadB]

I'll take the under.

[Sammy Sofa]

Catastrophic injuries to most of the rest of the team tripping over Staley as they run out of the tunnel.

[Banedon]

I kinda feel like a tie is the only adequate result from this game.

[UMFan83]

I kinda feel like a tie is the only adequate result from this game.

 

I'd be cool if they just decided to cancel the game due to general apathy from both teams and their fan bases.

[Liam Neeson]

Flex this to prime time

[Brian707]

Number of no shows 20K? Over under?

[UMFan83]

2016 Super Bowl Championship run starts here:

 

http://espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/machine/_/results/400874723~1~400874568~2~400874678~1~400874534~1~400874643~2~400874727~1~400874550~2~400874679~1~400874513~1~400874635~2~400874726~1~400874717~2~400874689~1~400874606~1~400874556~1~400874552~1~400874716~2~400874631~2~400874721~1~400874713~2~400874692~1~400874571~1~400874728~1~400874651~1~400874685~1~400874688~2~400874637~1~400874720~2~400874718~1~400874725~1~400874715~2~400874617~1~400874621~2~400874559~2~400874687~2~400874627~2~400874667~1~400874710~2~400874485~2~400874540~2~400874575~2~400874523~2~400874588~1~400874647~2~400874699~1~400874656~2

 

I can't find an easy way to make the Bears win the division.

[UMFan83]

Not sure if anyone is watching but kind of fun bad to watch Bears being outplayed at home by a 1-10 team

[raw]

Post 2 minute warning, and the Bears are only down 6-0 despite 0 passing yards, 2 first downs, a turnover, and a blocked punt. Pretty sure this is the worst game in the history of sporting events.

[Derwood]

Post 2 minute warning, and the Bears are only down 6-0 despite 0 passing yards, 2 first downs, a turnover, and a blocked punt. Pretty sure this is the worst game in the history of sporting events.

 

I have no idea how/why you guys still watch this team.

[Splendid Splinter]

Post 2 minute warning, and the Bears are only down 6-0 despite 0 passing yards, 2 first downs, a turnover, and a blocked punt. Pretty sure this is the worst game in the history of sporting events.

 

Then they just march down the field and get a TD.

[UMFan83]

Post 2 minute warning, and the Bears are only down 6-0 despite 0 passing yards, 2 first downs, a turnover, and a blocked punt. Pretty sure this is the worst game in the history of sporting events.

 

I have no idea how/why you guys still watch this team.

 

Red Zone channel sometimes switches to the game.

[Cubfanintheknow]

Number of no shows 20K? Over under?

 

My son is working as an usher. He only started last year. But he texted to say it's easily the smallest crowd he's ever seen for a game.

 

Trying to find the record for the fewest combined wins by week 13 opponents. The Bears and Niners have only three. That's gotta be close.

[Sammy Sofa]

Post 2 minute warning, and the Bears are only down 6-0 despite 0 passing yards, 2 first downs, a turnover, and a blocked punt. Pretty sure this is the worst game in the history of sporting events.

 

I have no idea how/why you guys still watch this team.

 

Red Zone channel sometimes switches to the game.

 

He meant sport.

[Tim]

The 49'ers are legit worse than the Bears. By far.

[We Got The Whole 9]

So, now we are out of the top 3 and have the Jets and Bengals to contend with for top 5. Anyone know who wins the tie breakers with those teams?

 

Edit: nevermind, Bengals are winning their 4th game, so that's good.

[David]

I missed this game but Leonard Floyd is a stud