9/24 Cardinals (Reyes) @ Cubs (Hammel) 12:05 PM CT FOX/670

[UMFan83]

OK it's the weekend now so I can't waste time at work making these posts so you get a horsefeathers post.

 

Reyes has been really good but really wild so far in his career.

 

Hammel has given us 3rd starter quality in the 5th starters spot.

 

Neither will be playing in a couple of weeks.

 

Go CUBS !!

[Sammy Sofa]

Why the horsefeathers does it feel like Hammel is pitching every other day.

 

I think it's just my constant yearning for potato chips.

[TruffleShuffle]

Why the horsefeathers does it feel like Hammel is pitching every other day.

 

he's the travis wood of cubs' starting pitchers.

[Banedon]

Jesus, Hammel again?!

[weis21]

Step on their throats

[Cubswin11]

This feels like a Seal Boy at 3B game

[Schwarber Fan]

Surprisingly no forfeit lineup:

 

[Omar]

Fox game?

 

Take a drink if:

- There's a graphic involving 1908

- There's a graphic involving 1945 / Billy goat

- There's a graphic involving 2003 / Bartman

 

Feel free to add more.

[NOLA]

I googled Grichuk just now only to find some eh, disturbing photos. Does this guy really send nude selfies of himself?!? What a putz.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Fox game?

 

Take a drink if:

- There's a graphic involving 1908

- There's a graphic involving 1945 / Billy goat

- There's a graphic involving 2003 / Bartman

 

Feel free to add more.

Karros totally botches the "S" sound (see: vodka Sam)

[Omar]

Fox game?

 

Take a drink if:

- There's a graphic involving 1908

- There's a graphic involving 1945 / Billy goat

- There's a graphic involving 2003 / Bartman

 

Feel free to add more.

Karros totally botches the "S" sound (see: vodka Sam)

 

- There's definitely going to be a graphic involving 2015 / Cardinals - Cubs NLDS

[TMan92]

Fox game?

 

Take a drink if:

- There's a graphic involving 1908

- There's a graphic involving 1945 / Billy goat

- There's a graphic involving 2003 / Bartman

 

Feel free to add more.

 

I will add one black cat from 1969

[bcl412]

God I want a sweep really bad. More than I probably should considering we've clinched everything there is to clinch (unless you want the best record in baseball I guess)

[UMFan83]

This feels like a Seal Boy at 3B game

 

He's not making the postseason roster if recent usage is any indication

[Thusly Boned]

Need to take advantage of Reyes' lack of command. He's good, but he's not 1.03 ERA good. We let him off the hook for all his walks in STL, hopefully not today.

[muntjack]

Soler + Contreras makes me happy.

[BigSlick]

This is my favorite offensive lineup

[UMFan83]

Is this the camera angle Fox is going to use at Wrigley in the playoffs? Looks odd

[UMFan83]

Hammel time!

[Stu]

Hammel is so irritating

[sweetpeteman]

And Hammel is continuing to prove that he shouldn't be on the postseason roster. Edited September 24, 2016 by sweetpeteman

[UMFan83]

At least I can focus on the Michigan game now. From 0 on and 2 outs to a 4 run inning and still going. Nice implosion Hammel Edited September 24, 2016 by UMFan83

[Schwarber Fan]

Good. Last thing we need is Joe getting the dumb idea of putting Hammel on the playoff roster.

 

Thanks for being a fantastic #5, Jason. Make your last start and we'll see you in the spring.

[bcl412]

I only want Hammel around the playoffs when we're playing run differential games. Jesus.

[Careless]

Is this the camera angle Fox is going to use at Wrigley in the playoffs? Looks odd

It's bugging me. As is this inning in general