8/13 Cardinals (Weaver) @ Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 CST ABC7

[Sammy Sofa]

Since it was seemingly missed before, has there been any clarification as to whether or not Rondon is available today?

[Irrelevant Dude]

who is this asshat who is in the booth?

Jamie Moyer's father-in-law.

[weis21]

*notes to self asshat is not in nsbb filter*

 

digger phelps. of course. i hate him so much.

[weis21]

OH horsefeathers! TWTW reference. well played, digger

[Omar]

who is this asshat who is in the booth?

I love how he just took over JDs job for like 10 seconds

[NotSoSober]

Since it was seemingly missed before, has there been any clarification as to whether or not Rondon is available today?

I'm going to assume no, because i haven't heard otherwise

[Irrelevant Dude]

They have to start putting a time limit on 7th inning stretch intros, or just start playing the song if the guy doesn't start singing.

[weis21]

who is this asshat who is in the booth?

I love how he just took over JDs job for like 10 seconds

surprised i even could identify him since he didn't have his stupid horsefeathering highlighter matching his tie.

 

 

...and now he has a 30 lead-up to his rendition of the stretch.

[Irrelevant Dude]

I love Willson appealing his own check swing.

[David]

 

but in the big picture they have never stunk because they are on a 105 win pace with me having it so THERE

 

Or it killed Schwarber and Heyward (and maybe Soler, who the [expletive] knows anymore) and they'd be on pace for a historical number of wins otherwise, you MONSTER.

and, most importantly, we are missing the main point. last year when you dumped castro (and I, like any good foster parent) welcomed him with open arms to my sig and then he (castro) turned things around.

 

the team was on a roll last year, too, when you cast him away (not that you were wrong to do so, mind you). castro sucked then owned after i added his lonely ass to my sig. heyward will too. you're potentially [expletive] up the RD david

 

but heyward isn't near castro bad

[NotSoSober]

What happeed during the stretch that has everyone so fussy?

[Irrelevant Dude]

What happeed during the stretch that has everyone so fussy?

Digger Phelps decided to give a 45 second monologue before starting to sing.

[weis21]

 

Or it killed Schwarber and Heyward (and maybe Soler, who the [expletive] knows anymore) and they'd be on pace for a historical number of wins otherwise, you MONSTER.

and, most importantly, we are missing the main point. last year when you dumped castro (and I, like any good foster parent) welcomed him with open arms to my sig and then he (castro) turned things around.

 

the team was on a roll last year, too, when you cast him away (not that you were wrong to do so, mind you). castro sucked then owned after i added his lonely ass to my sig. heyward will too. you're potentially [expletive] up the RD david

 

but heyward isn't near castro bad

offensively he is. and defensive/baserunning is not flukey

[Gilby]

Reyes looks 35

[Sammy Sofa]

but heyward isn't near castro bad

 

Yes, because clearly this is grounded in close, sober examination of statistics.

 

HE SUCKS AND YOU CAN FIX HIM AND HE DOESN'T BELONG IN IT ANYWAY.

[Ski]

That's the one time you decide not to swing, Javy?

[David]

and, most importantly, we are missing the main point. last year when you dumped castro (and I, like any good foster parent) welcomed him with open arms to my sig and then he (castro) turned things around.

 

the team was on a roll last year, too, when you cast him away (not that you were wrong to do so, mind you). castro sucked then owned after i added his lonely ass to my sig. heyward will too. you're potentially [expletive] up the RD david

 

but heyward isn't near castro bad

offensively he is. and defensive/baserunning is not flukey

 

my point is i don't dislike him how i disliked castro

[NotSoSober]

What happeed during the stretch that has everyone so fussy?

Digger Phelps decided to give a 45 second monologue befurore starting to sing.

About Notre Dames return to glory?

[Schwarber Fan]

The 0-1 strike to Szczur might have been the worst strike call I've ever seen.

[David]

but heyward isn't near castro bad

 

Yes, because clearly this is grounded in close, sober examination of statistics.

 

HE SUCKS AND YOU CAN FIX HIM AND HE DOESN'T BELONG IN IT ANYWAY.

 

my point is i dropped castro because he sucked and i stopped liking him

 

you can't fake that

[David]

i'm not feeling good about this game. stupid horsefeathering home runs.

[UMFan83]

I figured when addy homered and the Cubs loaded the bases in the second this was going to be another blowout. Props to Weaver and Reyes

[Sammys Boombox]

Why is this game tied?

[Irrelevant Dude]

What happeed during the stretch that has everyone so fussy?

Digger Phelps decided to give a 45 second monologue befurore starting to sing.

About Notre Dames return to glory?

About how we weren't going to play two today, but we were going to sing two for Harry and Ernie, which I assumed meant he was going to sing the song twice. He didn't, so not only did he talk forever, but his statement made no sense.

[BigSlick]

Kyle Hendricks has 12 strike outs? Hot diggity damn he just keeps getting better