8/13 Cardinals (Weaver) @ Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 CST ABC7

[NotSoSober]

What is Rondon's status today?

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[Buster]

Addison Muscle

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Russell can't keep the bat in his hands a millisecond longer than he needs to, even if he's hitting a 400 foot bomb

[sweetpeteman]

Heyward hit the ball in the air!

[David]

damn thought heyward dongered there

[stitchface]

Russell can't keep the bat in his hands a millisecond longer than he needs to, even if he's hitting a 400 foot bomb

 

 

I love this team.

[David]

Russell can't keep the bat in his hands a millisecond longer than he needs to, even if he's hitting a 400 foot bomb

 

i seriously think there are players who have gone an entire 20 year career who have done that fewer times that he has in his career already

[Transmogrified Tiger]

@Cubs is so so so great

 

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[David]

noice willson

[Agony and Ivy]

Welcome to the dong party, Luke. Please cover up those track marks.

[Sammy Sofa]

Heyward is going to DP unless David removes him from his sig.

 

i think things are going pretty well and i'm not gonna [expletive] with it just for one player, sorry

 

You wouldn't be messing with the others, just saving him through subtraction like you did with Starlin.

[Sammy Sofa]

What is Rondon's status today?

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That's what happens when you have too many hot ham and cheeses.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

how did Baez 1) hit that 0-2 pitch at all 2) hit it 150 feet

[badger]

David must be ski-angry about lens baseball reference war stat...

[David]

Heyward is going to DP unless David removes him from his sig.

 

i think things are going pretty well and i'm not gonna [expletive] with it just for one player, sorry

 

You wouldn't be messing with the others, just saving him through subtraction like you did with Starlin.

 

we must not mess with this double digit win streak mojo

 

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[David]

haha nice!

[David]

javy is actually really good at making contact when he sells out for it

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Baez's HOF plaque is just gonna read

 

Ednel Javier Baez

2014-2028

 

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[David]

i hate that but whatever

[Buster]

Gotta get that bunt down the line.

[Sammy Sofa]

we must not mess with this double digit win streak mojo

 

But you've had it all year. Quit messing with my theory, which is based out of cold, hard, superstitious science, with your crazy, superstitious sorcerer's-nonsense.

[stitchface]

javy is actually really good at making contact when he sells out for it

 

 

I've been thinking about how all the prospect and scouting reports focused on Javy's bat speed but maybe never paid enough service to what an amazing athlete he is. He's a horsefeathering ninja.

[badger]

Dong em into oblivion KB

[Buster]

KB has struggled with the bags packed this year. He's due.

[stitchface]

oh, bases loaded. again.